Uncover the Hidden Gem: Palacio de los Vallados, Colunga's Royal Escape!
Uncover the Hidden Gem: Palacio de los Vallados, Colunga's Royal Escape!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Palacio de los Vallados – or, as I like to call it, "The Royal Escape" – and let me tell you, it's an experience. Don't expect clinical, sanitized travel writing here. This is real life, folks.
First Impressions (and the Rambling Begins)
Alright, so the drive in? Stunning. Seriously, jaw-dropping. Think rolling green hills, the Atlantic whispering secrets, and that classic Asturian vibe. You're immediately like, "Okay, this is what escaping the daily grind actually feels like." The Palacio itself is… well, a palace. No kidding. It's this grand, stone structure, with that undeniable "history oozing from the walls" kind of feel. My first thought? "I hope they have decent Wi-Fi, 'cause insta-story time!" (Spoiler alert: they do, thankfully. More on that later).
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Accessibility: A Royal Step, a Little Tricky
Alright, now for the slightly less glamorous stuff. Accessibility. They definitely try. The elevator is a lifesaver, making things much easier. The main areas, like the restaurant, are pretty navigable. Wheelchair accessible rooms are listed. However, and this is a common theme -- the "charm" of a historical building sometimes translates to a few quirky little bumps in the road. There might be a step or two here and there. So, if you need super precise wheelchair access, call ahead and confirm the specifics of your room and the routes.
On-Site Dining: Food Glorious Food (and My Near-Disaster!)
The food at the Palacio is…okay, hold up. I need to tell you about this. This is what I'm talking about, this is real life. So. Dinner. First night. I'm feeling fancy. I order the Fabada Asturiana - the local bean stew. I mean, when in Rome (or, you know, Asturias…). The waiter, bless his heart, is incredibly courteous. Table service, absolutely impeccable. Then the Fabada arrives. It's a mountain of beans, chorizo, and black pudding. It looks amazing, smells divine, so deep into the stew I got, the next thing I knew, I was…sweating, a lot. The waiter, now hovering with concern, hands me a bottle of water, the only thing I could manage to keep down. I think I spent the next hour trying to breathe in the cool air of the terrace. BUT, the next day I saw that same waiter, and he winked. And said "Your face! You are feeling better? It is spicy but delicious, right?".
Okay, now back to the facts. The restaurants deserve a mention. They do have a buffet breakfast, with a Western breakfast option. They have a la carte dining at dinner with Asian cuisine in restaurant, and of course International cuisine in restaurant. There's also a poolside bar, which is perfect for a little pre-dinner vino. They have vegetarian food, desserts, salad and soup options as well.
Things to Do (and Ways to Relax): Spa Day, Anyone?
Okay, now we’re talking! This is what makes the Palacio a true escape. The spa is divine. And I mean proper spa. They have the works: sauna, steamroom, massage, body scrub, body wrap, even a foot bath. I may or may not have spent an entire afternoon alternating between these things. The pool with a view is the perfect place to soak it all in. And the gym/fitness center? It’s there. I’m not going to lie, I barely made it there ( Fabada, remember?). But it exists, and from what I saw, it was decently equipped.
The Room (and the Wi-Fi Drama)
My room? It was, well, palatial. They have non-smoking rooms, but they have so many rooms, you're probably going to get one that fits you, whether you want to be near the top, with a high floor, or want a window that opens. Large, with a massive, ridiculously comfortable bed (those extra long bed!), those lovely bathrobes, and a bathtub perfect for a long, luxurious soak. The complimentary tea/coffee maker was a godsend! I mean, the complimentary bottled water? A necessity! The internet? Yes, the Wi-Fi is free in rooms and everywhere else (Wi-Fi in public areas). I'm happy to say the Internet access was reliable, so I could post all my smug vacation photos. The Internet access - LAN in the rooms for those who prioritize speed, and laptop workspace.
Cleanliness and Safety
In a world that demands it, they're seriously on top of it. Lots of hand sanitizer stations everywhere. They use anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection, and even rooms sanitized between stays, rooms sanitization opt-out available. All staff are trained in safety protocol. They're also doing everything to ensure physical distancing of at least 1 meter. You can even opt out of room servicing. You gotta appreciate the effort.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Okay, the Palacio isn't just about the big stuff. It's also got all the little things that make life easier. 24-hour front desk, concierge, doorman, daily housekeeping (thank goodness!), dry cleaning, laundry service, luggage storage. They even have a convenience store for those forgotten essentials. And, if you need it, they do provide an invoice.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Taste of Asturias
The restaurants and other dining options really shine. They offer Asian breakfast, alongside the Western breakfast, which is very accommodating. They've got a bar as well as a coffee shop. Room service is 24 hours which is a great perk.
For the Kids:
They seem to be family-friendly, with babysitting service, and kids meal.
Getting Around
They offer an airport transfer , car park (free of charge), taxi service, and valet parking if you want it.
The Quirks (and the Tiny, Tiny Imperfections)
Okay, let's get real. No place is perfect. As I mentioned, there are a few historical bumps in the road, like with wheelchair accessibility. The signage could be a little better in some areas. And sometimes, the service, while incredibly polite, can lean towards the formal side. But hey, that's part of the charm, right?
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Here's what's included in your unforgettable stay:
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't gonna be your pristine, bullet-pointed travelogue. We're going deep into the heart of Asturias, specifically the Hotel Palacio de los Vallados in Colunga, and it's gonna be a gloriously messy ride. Prepare for tangents, strong feelings, and the occasional existential crisis brought on by too much Fabada.
Day 1: Arrival and Asturian Awakening (aka, Jet Lag is a Bitch)
- 5:00 AM (GMT+2, because apparently, my body clock hates Spain): Ugh. The sun is not my friend. I swear, the jet lag is a real-life monster, clawing its way out of my stomach. Drag myself out of the airport, a rumpled disaster zone. The air immediately smells different. Cleaner? Fresher? Less… London-y. I'm already smitten.
- 7:00 AM: Found a cab (miracle!). The drive through the Asturian countryside is breathtaking. Rolling green hills, the kind you want to fling yourself onto and roll around like a happy toddler. Honestly, I'm tempted. But dignity (sort of) prevails.
- 9:00 AM: Arrive at Hotel Palacio de los Vallados. Okay, wow. This place is stunning. It’s a converted palace, old stone, ivy crawling everywhere, like a real-life fairytale. The lobby? Chic but comfy. Think "grandma's house, if grandma was royalty." Immediately I start to believe I can live here forever and never be found.
- 9:30 AM: Check-in. The receptionist (sweet woman with kind eyes and a smile that could melt glaciers) gives me the key to a room overlooking the gardens. The room itself is gigantic, with a four-poster bed and (hallelujah!) a working fireplace. It smells faintly of old books and wood. I'm in heaven.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Attempting to function. I wander the hotel, trying to feel like I'm not disoriented. Find the breakfast room, load up on coffee (essential), and pastries (also essential). The coffee is strong enough to restart a dead car battery. Perfect. Spend a while staring out the window, watching the birds. There is something so calm about Spain.
- 12:00 PM: Nap. Jet lag wins. Again.
- 4:00 PM: Wake up groggy and confused. Decide to explore Colunga. The town is adorable. Cobblestone streets, colorful buildings, and a noticeable lack of screaming tourists (win!). Stumble upon a tiny tapas bar and order a glass of local cider. It hits you in the back of the throat and, oh my god, it tastes delicious.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant recommended by the hotel (because I am beyond useless at making decisions at this point). Ordered the fish. It was, in a word, incredible. Fresh, perfectly cooked, and even though I usually hate eating anything that swims, I devoured it.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the room. Collapse into the giant bed. Stare at the ceiling, thinking about life.
Day 2: The Beach, the Cliffs, and a Near-Death Fabada Experience
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Coffee. More pastries. I'm starting to think a croissant is the perfect food.
- 10:00 AM: Day trip to the beaches. Drive to Playa de la Griega. It’s stunning. The water is turquoise, the sand is golden… It feels magical. I wish I was one of those people who could just be on the beach, lie in the sun, read. Instead, I'm constantly thinking "Am I getting sunburned? Should I apply more sunscreen? Is this a good time to check my emails?" Alas, I am a workaholic.
- 12:00 PM: Walk along some cliffs. I’m terrified of heights, to be honest. But the views! They are unbelievable. I spend a fair amount of time clutching at the railings.
- 1:00 PM: Find a small restaurant near the beach. Okay, this is where things get interesting. I decide to be adventurous. I order Fabada Asturiana, the local bean stew. I have heard tales of this dish, tales of its richness, its legendary effect on one's stomach.
- 1:30 PM - 2:00 PM: Fabada arrives. It looks amazing. I take a bite. And another. And another. It's so good. Rich, flavorful, the beans are creamy, the meat… OH, the meat.
- 2:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Oh, god. The aftermath. I think I am going to die. Or at least, explosively decompose. The Fabada is a monster. I spend the afternoon in a state of internal warfare, praying to whatever deity governs gastrointestinal distress for mercy. I am pretty sure I will haunt this restaurant for the rest of eternity. It was worth it, though. The taste. The regret. The whole experience? Unforgettable.
- 8:00 PM: Manage to eat a small plate of plain rice for dinner. Barely.
- 9:00 PM: Back in the safety of my room. Hide under the covers in a fetal position.
Day 3: More Asturias, More Adventures (and Less Fabada, Hopefully)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Stick to toast and black coffee. No risks today, thank you very much.
- 10:00 AM: Explore the local area, including the Jurassic Museum. It's a weird but fun experience. Who knew there were dinosaurs here? I am not sure if these dinosaurs were real, or a carefully planned hoax.
- 1:00 PM: Find a cozy café. Drink coffee, read a book, and watch the world go by. The pace of life here is so different from the frantic pace of my life back home. I start to feel myself relax.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the hotel. I sit by the fireplace in my room and read. This is exactly what I needed.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a different restaurant. This time, I order something light and easy. Salad, no beans, no meat. Just lettuce and tomatoes. I am not taking any more risks today.
- 8:00 PM: Stroll around the hotel gardens. The flowers are in full bloom, the air is fresh, and the sound of the sea is a constant, gentle hum. It feels pure magic.
- 9:00 PM: Pack. Sadly, tomorrow is departure day. I am already dreading it.
Day 4: Farewell (for now!)
- 8:00 AM: One last breakfast. Coffee. Croissants. A final appreciation of the view from the breakfast room.
- 9:00 AM: Checkout. Saying goodbye is harder than I expected. The hotel staff are lovely. The place has gotten into my soul.
- 10:00 AM: Taxi to the airport. Look back at the hotel as we drive away. I promise myself that I will be back.
- 11:00 AM - Onwards: The flight home. The start of the next adventure. The end of an amazing week. And I can't wait to go back.
Final Thoughts:
Asturias is special. The Hotel Palacio de los Vallados is special. The Fabada, though potentially lethal, is also special. It's a place that gets under your skin, a place that makes you slow down, breathe, and maybe, just maybe, actually enjoy life. And I, for one, will definitely be back to experience it all again. Maybe I'll even try the Fabada… again. Wish me luck.
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So, what *is* this Palacio de los Vallados thing, anyway? Sounds fancy.
Okay, so, should I actually *go* there? Is it worth the trek?
What's it *really* like inside? I'm expecting some real stuffy vibes.
Did you learn anything cool? Spill the tea!
Okay, but what about the gardens? Were they as spectacular as the photos?
Any embarrassing moments? Come on, spill!
What's the best time to visit to avoid the crowds?
Is it kid-friendly? I'm traveling with a toddler.
What about food? Is there a cafe or restaurant nearby?
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