Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Stay at The Howard Hotel, Sliema, Malta

The Howard Hotel Sliema Malta

Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Stay at The Howard Hotel, Sliema, Malta

Escape to Paradise? Okay, Let's See About The Howard Hotel, Sliema! (My Honest Take)

Alright, so you dream of escaping to paradise, huh? And you're thinking The Howard Hotel in Sliema, Malta is that paradise. Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I've waded through the details, and let's be real – reality, even in Malta, isn't always perfect. But is The Howard offering a pretty good escape? Let's dive in, shall we? And yes, I'm gonna get messy with it.

First Impressions & Getting Around: Accessibility & That Sliema Vibe

Okay, first things first, the basics. Accessibility: This is always a big deal, and I'll be brutally honest. The review mentions "Facilities for disabled guests" which is great, but read between the lines. They don't explicitly shout about full-on wheelchair accessibility. So, if that's a MUST, call ahead and get the lowdown before you book. I'd hate for you to arrive and find the lobby stairs a major buzzkill. Airport transfer is on the cards, which is cool. Makes the arrival smoother. And they have car parking – yay! Parking in Sliema can be a nightmare, trust me. Bonus points for the car power charging station. Nice touch for the eco-conscious traveler. Taxi service and valet parking too? Fancy.

Location, Location, Location: Sliema itself? It’s got a certain vibe. Think bustling, energetic, a bit touristy (let's be honest!), but with that undeniable Mediterranean charm. Expect a mix of locals, expats, and visitors all vying for space on the promenade. It's lively, and that's fun sometimes, but don't expect isolated paradise.

The Nitty Gritty: Rooms, Comfort, and THAT Wi-Fi

Let's talk rooms! They've got Air conditioning, which is non-negotiable with the Malta heat. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – Hallelujah! That's a HUGE plus. Internet access – wireless is a given, and Internet access – LAN gets extra nerd points, even if I'm not sure who still uses a LAN cable in 2024. Wi-Fi for special events? Okay, that’s specific. Are you planning a massive Zoom call from your suite? Either way: good Wi-Fi is non-negotiable. And Air conditioning in public areas? Yes, please!

The listed amenities are pretty standard for a decent hotel: Daily housekeeping, desk, coffee/tea maker, mini-bar, in-room safe box, satellite/cable channels, etc. They mention Blackout curtains – thank goodness! Sleep is sacred. And soundproof rooms? Fingers crossed they actually work. I hate noisy hotels.

The Dream Spa? Maybe.

Okay, here's where the "paradise" starts to get interesting. They offer a whole suite of relaxation options. Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, and Body wrap. Sounds amazing, right? The Pool with a view? That sounds idyllic! I’m picturing myself sipping a cocktail, overlooking the Mediterranean… sighs. Here’s the thing: I’ve been to hotels where the spa was incredible, and others where it felt like a glorified changing room. Investigate the reviews on this specific area beforehand. Don’t just take the hotel's word for it. If the spa is amazing, then you’re definitely closer to paradise.

The Food Scene: Eat Your Way to Paradise (Or Not!)

Now, for the most important part: FOOD. The restaurants are key. They list a LOT of options: Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. Okay, that's promising. The fact they have a vegetarian restaurant is a huge plus in my book. And a poolside bar? Yes, please to an Aperol Spritz by the water. But, here's my honest advice: don't bank on the food being culinary perfection. Malta has GREAT food experiences, but research local restaurants. See if the hotel's eating area is any good. Room service [24-hour] is a lifesaver for those late-night cravings! Alternative meal arrangement? Good in case of food allergies.

Cleanliness & Safety: Necessary Sanity Check

This is crucial post-pandemic, right? They brag about Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol. Okay, that’s reassuring stuff. Safety is HUGE for me. I need to know they're taking hygiene SERIOUSLY. The smoke alarms, fire extinguisher, security [24-hour], CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property all add to the comfort.

For the Kids (Or Not!)

They list Babysitting service and Kids meal options. Family/child friendly is also mentioned, so The Howard Hotel seems ideal for a family break.

Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter

Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Cash withdrawal, Convenience store. These are all important for a stress-free stay. The Doorman gives a touch of class. Ironing service is a winner.

The Verdict & The "Escape to Paradise" Offer (My Take on Their Pitch)

Okay, so The Howard Hotel, Sliema, Malta. Is it true paradise? Probably not. But, does it offer a solid base for a relaxing getaway? YES, it seems like it. It's got a LOT going for it: good location, decent amenities, and hopefully, that amazing spa. My guess is that is a very decent hotel with probably a good amount of happy customers. It's about managing expectations and not letting the Instagram hype fool you into thinking it's the only paradise on earth.

Here's my re-vamped "Escape to Paradise" offer, with a touch of honesty:

Tired of the Everyday Grind? Escape to Sliema! Discover The Howard Hotel, Where Relaxation Meets Maltese Charm.

Here's some important information about The Howard Hotel, if you're looking for a decent place for a break:

• Unwind & Rejuvenate: Take a dive in the swimming pool, get stuck in at the spa, or just relax in your stylish room.
• Feast on Flavors: Dine at our diverse restaurants, catering to all tastes (and yes, vegetarians welcome!). Think poolside cocktails and delicious international cuisine.
• Stay Connected: With FREE Wi-Fi in EVERY SINGLE ROOM, you can share your escape with the world (or just binge-watch your favorite shows).
• Comfort & Convenience: We've got everything you need for a seamless stay, from airport transfers to 24-hour room service and all the necessary safety measures.

But wait, there's more!

Book your stay at The Howard Hotel now and get:

• "Escape To Paradise" Package.
• Discount on your meals in our restaurant to get you started!
• Free Room Upgrade!

Don't just dream of paradise. Experience it at The Howard Hotel, Sliema. Book now and let us help you escape the everyday!

Important Note: Before you commit: Research the spa reviews. Seriously. And call ahead about those accessibility concerns if it matters to you. That way, you’ll have a realistic expectation. And that, my friends, is the key to a happy "escape." 😉

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The Howard Hotel Sliema Malta

Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause you're about to dive headfirst into my possibly-slightly-chaotic, definitely-opinionated, and 100% human adventure at The Howard Hotel in Sliema, Malta. Forget the perfect, postcard-ready itineraries. This is the REAL deal.

Day 1: Arrival & the Glorious, Messy Embrace of Maltese Sunlight (and a Nearly-Disastrous Taxi Ride)

• 08:00: Delayed flight. Seriously, airline, what's the deal? I'm already picturing myself basking on a Maltese beach, not staring at a departure board. Anger quickly turns to hunger. Eat whatever crap is available at the airport. Regret it immediately.
• 12:00 (ish): Finally! Touchdown in glorious Malta. The air smells faintly of salt and something vaguely floral. Already better than the airport.
• 12:30: Taxi. Oh boy, the taxi ride. I flagged down a dude who looked like he’d been driving since the Phoenicians. He didn’t speak much English. We got lost. Repeatedly. I'm pretty sure he was using the GPS as a suggestion box, not a navigation system.
  • An anecdote: At one point, he stopped mid-street, rolled down his window, and started chatting with a woman selling oranges. I swear, I was convinced we were going to end up in a ditch. But hey, at least the oranges smelled amazing.
• 01:30 (finally!): Arrive at The Howard Hotel. The charming facade almost makes up for the taxi trauma. Reception is super friendly, and the lobby boasts a ridiculously comfy-looking sofa. I NEED that sofa.
• 02:00: Check-in. Room is…well, it's a room. Clean enough. View of, like, a brick wall. I'm trying to be positive. Maybe the brick wall is architecturally significant? Probably not.
• 03:00: Explore the area. Sliema is a whirlwind of pastel buildings, narrow streets, and the relentless rush of scooters. Almost get flattened by a rogue Vespa. Malta: the place where danger lurks around every corner, but the coffee is worth dying for.
• 04:00: Coffee. Seriously, the coffee. It's strong, it's creamy, and it tastes like heaven. Found a little café called "The Daily Dose" - I'm pretty sure I've found my second home.
• 05:00: Wandering the Sliema Promenade. The Mediterranean glitters. The sun is warm on my face. I'm beginning to forgive the taxi experience.
• 07:00: Dinner at a local bistro. Ordered the fresh fish. It was beautiful. It was delicious. I'm officially in love with Maltese cuisine. And the local wine? Forget about it.
• 09:00: Stumble back to the hotel. Jet lag is hitting hard. Collapse on my bed. Goodbye, brick wall, hello, sweet sleep.
• 10:00: Sleep. Finally.

Day 2: History, Swimming (with a Side of Existential Dread), and the Quest for the Perfect Pastizzi

• 08:00: Wake up. Sunlight! That damn brick wall actually looks a little less depressing in the morning.
• 09:00: Breakfast. Hotel breakfast is, well, it's breakfast. I'm going to search for the perfect Pastizzi.
• 10:00: Attempt to find a bus to Valletta. Buses are…an experience. Like a rollercoaster designed by a committee of eccentric old women. Somehow, miraculously, I make it.
• 11:00: Valletta. A city of honey-colored stone, imposing forts, and enough history to make your head spin. Spend hours wandering the streets, gawking at the architecture, and feeling a profound sense of inadequacy in the face of centuries of human achievement.
  • Quirky observation: The Maltese seem to have a thing for ornate door knockers. Every single one is a work of art. I'm now convinced that a door knocker is the key to happiness.
• 13:00: Lunch in Valletta. Found a little place with amazing rabbit stew. Almost licked the plate clean.
• 14:00: Back to Sliema. The heat is getting to me. I need the sea. I need to be horizontal.
• 15:00: Swimming. Okay, listen. The sea? Gorgeous. Clear, turquoise water. But the whole swimming experience is tinged with a weird sense of existential dread. Like, is this all there is? Just floating in the sea, feeling the sun? Nope, that's just me.
• 17:00: The Pastizzi Quest. Determined to find the ultimate pastizzi. Try three different bakeries. Each one is better than the last. My stomach is a happy, greasy mess.
  • Emotional Reaction: Oh my god, the pastizzi. They're flaky, they're savory, they're the perfect snack. My quest is not complete, but it is well underway.
• 19:00: Dinner. Another restaurant, another plate of deliciousness. The Maltese know how to EAT.
• 21:00: Attempt to walk back to the hotel, but end up just wandering the streets of Sliema, completely lost in thought.
• 22:00: Back to the hotel. Read for a bit. Fall asleep.

Day 3: The Sliema Promenade & the End of My Trip - And the Real Truth of How I Felt About This Trip

• 08:00: Wake up. Sun is out. Brick wall still there. But now, I actually kind of like the view.
• 09:00: Breakfast. Decided to embrace the buffet, but still, no matter how many croissants I eat, I still didn’t find the perfect pastizzi
• 10:00: Wandering the Sliema Promenade. Do this again. It's beautiful. The sea breeze, the pastel buildings, the sound of the waves…it's the perfect antidote to existential dread.
• 12:00: A last, lingering look at the Sliema skyline. Time to pack. Time to go home.
• 13:00: Check out and go for coffee and the best pastizzi. I found the perfect one. I went to a tiny store that didn't look like much, but oh my god.
• 14:00: Head to the airport. The taxi ride home is…less eventful.
• 15:00: The airport. Another terrible airport coffee, the obligatory souvenir shopping.
• 17:00: The flight.
• 19:00: Land home after the flight.

So, was it perfect? Absolutely not. Did everything go according to plan? Hell no. Did I have moments of sheer frustration? Yes, definitely. But did I love it? More than I expected. Malta is a messy, beautiful, chaotic place. It's full of hidden gems and the kind of charm that creeps up on you unexpectedly. I left with a heart full of memories and a stomach full of pastizzi. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. And maybe, just maybe, I'd learn to navigate a Maltese bus without having a minor panic attack. Or perhaps the thought of this makes me happy in a way I can't explain…

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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Stay at The Howard Hotel, Sliema, Malta - (or, at least, MY dream!)

Okay, spill. Is The Howard Hotel *really* as good as those Instagram photos make it look?

Ugh, that’s a loaded question. Let me be brutally honest: INSTAGRAM LIES, people! *Sometimes.* The Howard? Well... mostly, yeah. The pool? Stunning. The rooftop views? Seriously postcard-worthy. But, and this is a big BUT, the filter on my own photos was probably dialled up a *smidge*. Okay, ALOT. The reality? It's charming, slightly worn-around-the-edges charming. Like, your quirky aunt who tells the *same* embarrassing story every time. And you secretly love her for it. There's character; the hotel *has* it, oozes it! The tiles in the lobby are gorgeous. I nearly tripped sketching them. My room? Okay, the shower pressure was… well, it was optimistic. Like, it *hoped* to wash away the day, but it mostly just dribbled. But the bed? HEAVEN. Honestly, the bed alone almost justified the entire trip. Almost.

What's the vibe like? Is it all champagne and perfectly coiffed hair?

Definitely not. Thank heavens! Think...relaxed elegance. It’s not a place where you feel judged for wearing something that *isn't* crisp linen. (I'm not a crisp linen person, people, just not!). You've got families, couples, solo travelers, all kinds. I saw a woman attempting to juggle oranges by the pool. (She wasn't very good, but the effort was admirable!) The staff are lovely, genuinely friendly. There was a mix-up with my breakfast order (I really wanted the pancakes, what is *wrong* with me?) and they were so apologetic, it was almost embarrassing. They gave me a free glass of prosecco! Basically, chill vibes with a side of Maltese charm. Just don’t expect a robot butler. There's no need for one!

The food... is it worth the hype (and the Euro)?

Okay, the food. This is where things get *interesting*. Breakfast? Solid. Good selection, the pastries are dangerously good. (I may or may not have eaten three croissants *each* morning. Don't judge me, I walked a lot). The coffee? Hit or miss. Sometimes it was perfect, a rich, bold brew. Other times it was a weak, slightly sad offering. (I'm a coffee snob, I admit it). Dinner at the hotel restaurant? …Meh. It was fine, but nothing to write home about. I remember the pasta. The pasta was...pasta. Not bad, not amazing. Luckily, there are *tons* of amazing restaurants within walking distance. Seriously, explore! I ate the best rabbit stew of my *life* just a few blocks away. (Pro-tip: Ask the locals for recommendations. Trust me on that one). Ultimately, is the price worth it? The breakfast alone? Maybe. But the dinner? Probably save your wallet and venture out.

What are the rooms *really* like? Be honest!

Okay, prepare for some realness. The rooms...they're comfortable. They're clean. They're not *brand new*. My room, as I mentioned, had that optimist shower. The decor? Classic, maybe a little dated but certainly charming. Think cozy, not minimalist chic. My room had this AMAZING balcony, overlooking the Sliema harbor. I spent hours just sitting there, watching the boats bob and the world go by. That view alone? Worth the entire stay, to be honest. The air conditioning worked, which is crucial because Maltese summers are brutal. The Wi-Fi was… functional. (Don't expect lightning-fast downloads and streaming, but it was alright for basic use). Basically, they're not the flashiest rooms, but they’re comfortable, practical, and have that undeniable Maltese charm. Think: lived-in, loved, and not trying to impress anyone. And they do. They really do.

The location? Is Sliema a good base for exploring Malta?

YES. Absolutely. Sliema is fantastic. It's vibrant, bustling, and right on the water. The Howard is perfectly positioned – close to the ferry to Valletta (a MUST-DO!), tons of restaurants and cafes, and the Sliema waterfront promenade, great for a stroll. Public transport is easy to navigate (once you figure it out. Bus routes are…a bit of an adventure, let's say!). You can walk to St Julians (another great spot for nightlife) in about 20 minutes. Honestly, the location is a major selling point. Everything is easily accessible. My best memory? Going on a walk along the promenade every evening, getting a gelato, feeling the sea breeze. Bliss. Just pure. Bliss. And a slight sugar rush.

Okay, let's get REAL: What was the *worst* part of your stay?

Hmmm...okay, this is tough. I loved it, truly I did. But...the air conditioning in the gym. Or lack thereof. I went for a workout one morning (trying to counteract the croissant consumption, you see). It was like stepping into a sauna. I lasted maybe 15 minutes before I had to escape. I'm not saying it was *bad*, but it wasn't conducive to a productive workout. Let's just say I spent more time dripping sweat than lifting weights. Also, the elevator was a little slow. Occasionally, I’d take the stairs. And that wasn't so bad, but a bit of a climb (I was on the fourth floor). That's it, really. That's all I could nitpick about. Aside from that? Seriously, minor stuff.

Would you go back?

In a heartbeat. Absolutely yes! Despite the minor (and I mean *minor*) inconveniences, I absolutely adored The Howard. The charm, the location... the *vibe*. It got under my skin and made me want to never leave. It felt like a home away from home. I'm already planning my return, to get the best room, and maybe another try at that rabbit stew! (Which, again, I think about daily). Malta in general is amazing...but it felt like escaping to paradise, starting at The Howard hotel. Seriously. Go. Just go! And tell them Sarah sent you (they won’t know who I am, but you'll feel like you're in on a secret!).

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