Nusa Penida Paradise: Your Deluxe Garden & Pool View Awaits!
Nusa Penida Paradise: Your Deluxe Garden & Pool View Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the turquoise-tinged waters of Nusa Penida Paradise! Seriously, this isn't just a review; it's a full-blown, slightly unhinged, but utterly honest account of what awaits you. And, yeah, I’m gonna make a pitch at the end, 'cause, well, you know…
First Impressions & the Whole "Getting There" Thing (Accessibility, or Lack Thereof)
Okay, let’s be real. Nusa Penida is an adventure to get to. This whole Accessibility thing? Well, getting to the Paradise is half the challenge. Forget about popping down a ramp; you’re dealing with boats, bumpy roads, and the occasional rogue motorbike. The hotel itself, bless their hearts, does have elevators and some facilities listed as accessible, but the journey? Not so much. This isn’t Amsterdam, people! Keep this in mind if you’re travelling with mobility issues. You’re gonna want a sturdy pair of legs, a good sense of humour, and maybe a prayer or two.
Check-in, Service, & That Damn Wi-Fi (Accessibility, Internet Access, Services & Conveniences)
The check-in process? Smooth! The staff, from the doormen (yes, doormen; fancy!) to the receptionist, were genuinely lovely and eager to help. They've probably been trained in safety protocols. They were all masked up, which makes you feel more secure, though it did make my already dodgy Indonesian pronunciation even more incomprehensible. "Selamat Pagi!" (Good morning!) I tried to say. They smiled, which, let’s be honest, is probably all that matters.
Now, the Wi-Fi… Let’s just say it requires some patience. Free Wi-Fi is available and promised in all rooms! They emphasize! It’s a bit… unpredictable. Think of it like a shy, caffeinated monkey: sometimes it’s there, sometimes it’s gone, sometimes it randomly decides to download every update known to man when you're desperate to send an email. This applies to Public areas as well. But hey, you're on a tropical island, right? Embrace the digital detox! And they indeed provide internet [LAN] as well. You shouldn't be looking for it though!
My Room… Oh, The Room! (Available in All Rooms)
I got the Deluxe Garden & Pool View, as promised, and let me tell you, it was the business. Air conditioning? Check. Mini-bar ready for a late-night snack? Absolutely. The room had a desk and internet access – wireless (when it worked!). I mean, it's a small space for a laptop, but hey, who wants to actually work in paradise? The decor was… well, it was clean, the Bedding in the room was very comfortable, but it was not special. They offered everything the modern traveler could expect, including Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free]. And that view? The garden looked manicured and gorgeous.
But here’s a confession: after a long day of exploring, the thing I loved most? The bathtub. Yeah, I'm a sucker for bubbles. I soaked in there, listening to the jungle sounds, and honestly, I felt utterly blissful. One tiny imperfection to report - there’s a light on the bathroom phone. Bathroom phone? What decade is this? Did I actually try to call room service? NO! Did I touch it? NO! Do I think it needs removing? YES!
Food Glorious Food (Dining, Drinking, and Snacking)
Okay, food. This is where Nusa Penida Paradise really shines. The restaurant boasts both Asian and international cuisine. Breakfast! They have a buffet, which means endless coffee, fresh fruit, and pastries. The breakfast was great! I was hooked. I am not a big fan of the buffet breakfast but it was delicious, and the staff was really awesome. They had a great selection of pastries (I have a weakness, okay?), and then a selection of hot food (American style, but with that Bali twist that is always a winner). The Poolside bar and Restaurants are accessible to everyone! The A la carte in restaurant is a welcome addition. If you're on a strict diet, that will work better for you. Just to be clear: the restaurants were clean, the food was delicious, and the staff were attentive. They also offer room service [24-hour] and a snack bar.
Relaxation Station (Things to do, ways to relax)
My favourite? The Pool with view! Seriously, staring at that infinity pool stretching out towards the ocean… Pure bliss. They have a spa and, they offer Body scrub and Body wrap and Massages and a Sauna and a Spa/sauna and a Steamroom! I booked a massage. It was a full body massage and it was bliss. I went for the Balinese massage, and I could literally feel the tension melt away. The staff are very professional, hygiene certified and trained in safety protocol.
There is a Fitness center and a Gym/fitness, but… I spent my time at the pool overlooking the lush green landscape!
Cleanliness & Safety (Cleanliness and safety)
Now, this is a big one. Covid is a bummer, right? Nusa Penida Paradise takes it seriously. They have Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification. They offer Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. I felt genuinely safe. They really have a good grasp on the safety protocols.
The Quibbles (Services and conveniences)
- Location: Okay, it’s beautifully situated, but remember that transport issue I mentioned? You might feel a little isolated.
- Gift Shop: There’s a Gift/souvenir shop, but the stock is a tad limited.
For the Kids (For the kids)
They are indeed Family/child friendly with Kids facilities. I didn't have kids, but I noticed some kids meals and babysitting service available.
The Verdict… and My Big Fat Offer!
Okay, so Nusa Penida Paradise isn’t perfect. But it's pretty damn close. Is it luxurious? Yes! Is it a dream? Yes! Is it a haven of relaxation? You bet!
Here's the deal: Let's get you to a more relaxing vibe at Nusa Penida Paradise, shall we?
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my Nusa Penida adventure. Let’s be honest, I'm not exactly a seasoned travel blogger, more like a perpetually-lost-but-hopeful tourist with a camera. This is my attempt at a schedule, but trust me, it's less "precise Swiss watch" and more "drunk toddler with a crayon."
Cozy Deluxe Room Garden & Pool View Nusa Penida Bali: My Chaotic Masterpiece
Day 1: Arrival and Mild Panic
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Okay, so "morning" is a generous term. We’re talking a bleary-eyed awakening in a puddle of airplane legroom. Arrival at Denpasar Airport after an absolute nightmare of a flight - turbulence so bad, I started praying to deities I didn't even believe in. Customs was a hot mess, felt like wading through a swamp of sweaty tourists with a passport that looked suspiciously like a grocery store loyalty card. Finally, finally, we snagged a pre-booked driver. Bless him, he was a calming presence amid my internal freak-out.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Ferry to Nusa Penida – beautiful! Seriously, the water went from murky to turquoise like someone switched the lighting in a Disney movie. The boat itself, though… let's just say it was a character-builder experience. I'm convinced the captain was channeling his inner Jack Sparrow. Seasickness threatened to become my new best friend. Arrived at the island and another driver was there with a big sign. "Ah, so many people with the same names…" What a great start…
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Check-in at the Cozy Deluxe Room Garden & Pool View. First impressions? Swoon. The pictures didn’t lie! Lush greenery, a pool that whispered sweet nothings, and a room that screamed "relax." Until I realized the air conditioning was trickier than a Rubik's Cube. It was a minor victory to get it running, but the feeling of "winning" was very good!
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Exploring the Hotel! Took a dip because the scorching heat was unbearable. After that, decided to have a dinner at the hotel restaurant. The view was spectacular with my favorite cocktail!!!
- Evening (7:00 PM - onwards): Collapse. Dinner at the hotel restaurant, which was decent. I realized I could barely taste the food because I was still buzzing from the day’s chaos. Bedtime. Dreamt of smooth sailing, a fantasy that will for sure NEVER happen on this trip.
Day 2: Instagram vs. Reality (and Coastal Shenanigans)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Breakfast in the hotel and then it was time to seek out the 'grammable spots! The first stop? Kelingking Beach. Let me tell you, the photos… breathtaking. The reality? A sweaty, sunburnt, and slightly terrified hike down the "T-Rex" cliff (it's a steep climb, people!). The view is stunning, but the line of tourists vying for the perfect selfie was more terrifying than the drop. I took a photo, and then I took another photo. My pictures don't reflect the real things.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Lunch at a cafe with a view of Kelingking. The food was…forgettable. But the people watching? Gold. I witnessed a proposal, two couples arguing, and a flock of what I assume were influencer types attempting to film a Tik Tok while balancing on a precarious ledge. It was pure entertainment. A small swim in the pool while waiting for the sun to go down felt like the best feeling!
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): We attempted to go to Crystal Bay. The road was a horror story. Seriously, I'm convinced it was designed by someone who hates tourists. Bumpy, dusty, and treacherous. I was clutching the door like my life depended on it. When we arrived, the sun had already decided to set, turning the bay into a watercolor painting of gold and rose. Beautiful, chaotic, and perfectly imperfect.
- Evening (7:00 PM - onwards): Dinner was very very disappointing. I should have not eaten there.
Day 3: Manta Rays, Mosquito Bites, and Meant-to-Be Moments
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Swimming with Manta Rays! This was the day I'd been waiting for! I had to drag my unwilling and scared self to the tour after getting up super early. After a brief briefing, we piled onto a boat and shot out to sea. The water was choppy, and my stomach was already doing a nervous dance, but the moment I saw those majestic creatures gliding beneath me… it was pure magic. They are so big, yet graceful.
- Late Morning-Afternoon (9:00 AM - 4:00 PM): Snorkeling at a few other spots. The coral gardens were vibrant! I saw more fish than could possibly count.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Another dinner at another restaurant, which had a fantastic view!
- Evening (7:00 PM - onwards): The mosquito's feast. My legs looked like a topographical map of hell. Tried to read, failed miserably, and eventually surrendered to sleep.
Day 4: The Goodbye-For-Now-Blues
- Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): My last breakfast, my favorite! Trying to savor every last mango and every final glimpse of that garden view. Checking out felt bittersweet. Part of me was ready to go home, but another part of me wanted to keep exploring.
- Late Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Ferry back to Denpasar. Seasickness rearing its ugly head again.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Airport. The usual chaos. Long lines, delayed flights, and enough overpriced snacks to bankrupt a small nation.
- Evening (4:00 PM - onwards): Flying home and reminiscing the journey. Wondering when I will go back again.
Final Thoughts:
This wasn't a perfect trip. I got sunburned, lost my sunglasses, and at one point, nearly had a full-blown meltdown over a poorly-functioning air conditioner. But it was real. It was funny. It was exhilarating. And it was exactly what I needed. Nusa Penida, you're a wild, beautiful, and slightly terrifying island. I'll be back. Eventually. Maybe with a stronger stomach and a better bug spray. Until then, the memories will be enough. And the photos… well, the photos will be a constant reminder of the chaotic, wonderful mess that was my Nusa Penida adventure.
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Nusa Penida Paradise: Your Deluxe Garden & Pool View Awaits! (Or Does It?) Let's Dive In... Messily.
Okay, so... "Deluxe Garden & Pool View." Is it *actually* deluxe? Because, let's be honest, hotels lie. A lot.
Alright, alright, let's tackle the elephant in the (maybe-not-so-deluxe) room: the description. "Deluxe?" Look, I'm a cynic. I walked in fully expecting a plastic flower and a chipped coffee cup. And… well, the garden view WAS lovely. Lush, green, birds doing their thing, actual *real* plants. Success! The pool view? Also pretty good, especially at sunset. The pool itself? Clean, thankfully. No rogue ducks, which is a win in my book.
The "deluxe" part? Maybe slightly overblown. It wasn't *dumped* into a dumpster, but it wasn't quite the Ritz. The furniture was… functional. The bathroom was clean, and that’s the MOST important.
What's the deal with the location? Is it actually paradise, or just pretending? Tell me *everything*... even the boring bits.
Location... okay. It's... decent. It's in a relatively quiet area, which I *loved*. No blaring mopeds at 3 AM! The downside? Everything takes a *while* to get to. Think of it like this: You're on Nusa Penida. Everything is *a while*. That pristine beach you saw in the Insta photos? Buckle up, buttercup, because even a scooter ride can feel like an expedition. And remember that “5 minutes away” from the photos? Add at least 30. Trust me. Also, the roads? They're… an adventure. (Read: bumpy, dusty, and occasionally terrifying).
The staff were pretty helpful pointing you in the right direction for things though, so at least there's a beacon of hope.
The food, the food, the *food*... Spill the beans! Is it edible? Good? Did you get Bali Belly?
Okay, deep breaths. The food. This is where things get... *interesting*. Breakfast was included, and it was… okay. The usual suspects: toast (slightly stale on day three), eggs (cooked-to-order, which was a plus), and some inexplicably sweet fruit. I did not get Bali Belly, thank god, the only true test of life when travelling.
Lunch and dinner at the hotel restaurant? Hit or miss. There was this one Nasi Goreng that was absolutely *divine*. Like, I could have eaten my weight in that fried rice. And then there was the… let's just say the pasta wasn't their forte. Lesson learned: stick to the local cuisine! It's usually the winner, and at the very least it's the most exciting.
Okay, the room itself. What about the *actual room*? Was it comfy? Did you have to battle any rogue geckos? Spill ALL the details.
The room... right, the room. It was... a room. It had a bed (thank goodness!), air conditioning (crucial!), and a mosquito net (also crucial!). The bed was comfy *enough*. Not the kind of bed you'd write home about, but I got a decent night's sleep, which is all I really ask for.
Geckos? Oh, yes. They’re everywhere in Southeast Asia. They're harmless, cute, and they sing their weird little songs all night long. I started naming them. One was named Reginald. He kept trying to get into my bathroom. I even had a little conversation with him at one point. Probably. It was late.
What was the *best* thing about staying at Nusa Penida Paradise? What made it worth it, despite any flaws?
The best thing? That's easy. The *view*. Seriously, that garden view was a slice of heaven. Waking up to the sound of birdsong and the sight of lush greenery was just… magical. Especially after a long day of exploring the island. Honestly, during those moments, any minor imperfection just melted away.
Also, the staff were generally amazing. They were always friendly and helpful, even when I was being a grumpy, jet-lagged mess. They went the extra mile to help me arrange activities, and even helped me find a good coffee shop that served really good coffee. It was like a little oasis even when I was feeling frustrated.
What was the WORST thing? GIVE ME THE JUICE!
Okay, so the worst? The Wi-Fi. Don't expect to be "connected" in the modern sense. It was spotty, unreliable, and generally a source of frustration. I had to walk across the hotel to find reception to reach the Wi-Fi sometimes. And even *then*, it was a lottery. At one point there was a thunderstorm and it went completely dead for 12 hours, and i was starting to feel like I was back in the 1800's.
What activities are nearby? Or, do you need to be a mountain goat/scooter master to experience Nusa Penida?
As mentioned, the location isn’t *super* close to anything, but that's the nature of Nusa Penida. To get to the major sights, you will need some transport. I recommend someone who knows the local roads and is comfortable with them.
Scootering around the island is THE thing, and trust me, it’s an experience! Just make sure you're competent, or that you know someone who is.
Would you go back? Be honest... No sugarcoating!
Hmm... that's a tough one. Despite the occasional wonky internet and not-quite-deluxe vibes, the view and the chilled atmosphere really got to me. I am easily won over by the view and the staff.
So… yes. Probably. Especially for the view, the quiet, and the chance to unwind. I'd definitely go back. Just with realistic expectations and a fully downloaded playlist for those Wi-Fi-free moments.
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