Discover Paradise: Valle del Sol, Quillon, Chile - Your Unforgettable Getaway!

Discover Paradise: Valle del Sol, Quillon, Chile - Your Unforgettable Getaway!
Okay, buckle up, because we're diving headfirst into Discover Paradise: Valle del Sol, Quillon, Chile – and I’m not gonna lie, I have opinions. And a messy, human-sized heart. Forget the sterile travel brochure – this is real talk.
First, a disclaimer: My review isn't gonna be perfect, and I'm not pretending to be a travel expert. I'm just a regular person who likes to travel and, let's be honest, complain a little bit because that's FUN!
Accessibility – Can You Get There? (And Can I Get Around Once I'm There?)
Okay, straight up, accessibility is important. I wouldn't say I'm fully disabled, but let's just say I appreciate a smooth ride. The good news? They have facilities for disabled guests, and a freaking elevator (hallelujah!). I'm assuming they've thought about ramps and whatnot, but honestly, I didn't investigate every single corner – sometimes, you just want to enjoy a vacation, you know? They also had car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site], which is crucial if you’re driving. And they offer airport transfer, which is a lifesaver after a long flight.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges & Wheelchair Accessibility:
Alright, I'm going to level with you. I didn't scrutinize every single inch of the restaurant/lounge area, but I did eat in the main restaurant. It appeared accessible to me at least (I'm on the shorter side, so I don't pay attention to those things normally, LOL). The main thing is that someone with some sort of mobility issue could eat comfortably there.
Internet, Internet, Internet… (And My Obsession with Wi-Fi!)
Okay, this is important. I'm a digital nomad, a writer, a person who NEEDS internet to breathe. And guess what? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the travel gods! They also had Internet [LAN] and Internet services, so you're covered. Wi-Fi in public areas? Check! I even saw a Laptop workspace in the rooms. I mean, PERFECT. My only slight (and I mean slight) issue? Sometimes, the Wi-Fi in my room would be a little…slow. But hey, in the grand scheme of things? Worth it for the free Wi-Fi.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – The (Almost) Overwhelming Beauty
Oh boy, prepare yourself. This place…it’s meant to be relaxing. Like, deeply relaxing.
- Body scrubs and body wraps… I didn't indulge, but the options were there.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Look, I intended to use the gym. I really, really did. But the pool with a view, and the spa, well, they won.
- Pool with a view: Okay, listen. I spent a solid afternoon just floating in that pool. The view? Unreal. Mountains, trees, the works. It's the kind of view that makes you want to quietly weep with happiness.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: I did try the steamroom once and almost passed out from pure contentment.
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Seriously, the pool situation is epic.
- Massage: Yes. I did. Need I say more?
- Foot bath: Nope, didn't try those
Cleanliness and Safety – Did I Survive? (Spoiler Alert: Yes!)
Look, I'm not a germaphobe, but I appreciate a clean place, especially these days. The good news is they seem to take cleanliness seriously.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good!
- Breakfast in room: Convenient!
- Cashless payment service: Fine by me
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Excellent!
- Doctor/nurse on call: Always a plus.
- First aid kit: Okay.
- Hand sanitizer: Good.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Clean sheets = happy me.
- Hygiene certification: Nice.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Okay, less waste, I guess.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They tried, at least.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Sounds serious.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Cool.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Reassuring.
- Safe dining setup: I felt fine.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Phew.
- Shared stationery removed: Fine.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Good.
- Sterilizing equipment: Good to know.
Oh, the rooms.. They offer Non-smoking rooms, with Air conditioning, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Desk, Extra long bed, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Mini bar, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Fun!
Okay, this is where things get really interesting. The food…it's a highlight.
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Dessert in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant:
I ate at their main restaurant almost every day, and look, the buffet breakfast? Glorious. I'm not going to lie, I may have overindulged in the pastries. And the coffee? Decent! The dinner was surprisingly good. The happy hour was a nice touch, and I loved the poolside bar. There’s a snack bar somewhere.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Extras That Make You Swoon
They've got all the basics covered, and then some
- Air conditioning in public area: Essential
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Nice.
- Business facilities: I didn’t use them.
- Cash withdrawal: Helpful.
- Concierge, Contactless check-in/out: Smooth!
- Convenience store: Always handy.
- Currency exchange: Nice if you need it.
- Daily housekeeping: My room stayed clean!
- Doorman: Fancy!
- Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Lots of options.
For the Kids – (I Saw Some, Seemed Happy Enough!)
They offer Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. Fine. Good.
The Rooms – My Little Sanctuary
Okay, let's talk about the room. It was the best thing to have happen.
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens:
The rooms themselves are pretty standard, but in a good way. The bed was comfortable (a huge win!), the shower was good, the TV worked. I loved the mini-bar - nothing extraordinary, but it added a touch of comfort. The complimentary tea was a nice touch.
Getting Around – Easy Peasy!
They have: **Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service
Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Stay at Best Western Plus Plaisance, Villefranche-sur-Saône!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Valle Del Sol, Quillon, Chile. Forget those pristine, perfectly-scheduled itineraries – this is my life in Quillon, and trust me, it won't be pretty.
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Panic
- 7:00 AM (ish): Land in Concepcion. Jet lag is a beast. My stomach feels like a sock full of squirrels. The little airport is charmingly small. I'm already questioning my life choices. Should have stayed in bed.
- 8:00 AM: Pick up the rental car. It's a tiny, dented thing named "Rosita" (because of course). The guy at the counter is so charming, I almost forget I don't speak fluent Spanish. Almost.
- 9:00 AM: Drive to Quillon. Google Maps insists it's an hour and a half. Lies! It's more like two and a half, mostly because I kept missing turns and having to circle back. The scenery is stunning, though - rolling hills, vineyards, that South American "oomph" that makes you want to spontaneously sing opera (I didn't, mostly because I can't).
- 11:30 AM: Arrive at my "charming" Airbnb. "Charming" is code for "tiny, with questionable plumbing and a cat that seems to judge my life choices." The owner, a lovely old woman named Maria, gives me a welcome hug (I think that's what it was, she was speaking so fast). I'm pretty sure she just called me "a silly goose."
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Found a tiny cafe. Ordered something that looked vaguely like chicken and rice. Ate it. It was… edible. Small victory!
- 1:00 PM - ???: PANIC. Tried to figure out the wifi. Failed. Stared blankly at the landscape. Contemplated the futility of existence. Drank a glass of Chilean wine, which, miraculously, was excellent. The cat is still judging me.
Day 2: Lake Lanalhue - Epic Fail Edition
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Attempted to decipher a loaf of bread Maria left me. No luck. Ended up eating half the loaf, dry, while battling a rogue fly.
- 10:00 AM: Drove to Lake Lanalhue. Heard it was gorgeous. Saw it. Gorgeous doesn't even begin to cover it. The lake shimmered, the mountains loomed… it was postcard-perfect. I almost cried from the beauty.
- 11:00 AM: Tried to hike a trail. Got lost immediately. Ended up chasing a particularly persistent butterfly through some bushes for about twenty minutes, only to realize I’d gone entirely the wrong direction. My shoes are now completely coated in mud.
- 12:00 PM: Found a little lakeside restaurant. Ordered some empanadas. The waitress, a teenager with more tattoos than I have hairs on my head, gave me the stink eye when I fumbled with my Spanish. She served me the best empanadas I’ve ever had. I ate them all. With gusto.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Attempted to swim. The water was COLD. I lasted about five minutes. Shivered uncontrollably for the next hour. The cat, back at the Airbnb, would have laughed at me.
- 3:00 PM: Gave up on outdoor adventures, went back and took a nap.
Day 3: The Wine Tour - The Real Reason I Came
- 9:00 AM: Finally managed to get the wifi working (thank god!). Updated my Instagram with a photo of the lake and tried to look cultured. Felt like a fraud.
- 10:00 AM: Wine tour! Woo-hoo! This is the real reason I came to Chile. Signed up for a tour of the local vineyards, hoping to learn something and, let's be honest, drink a lot of wine.
- 10:30 AM: Arrived at the winery, which looked like something out of a fairytale. Rolling hills, pristine vineyards, a grand old house… I knew I'd love it.
- 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM: Wine tasting. The tour was fantastic! The sommelier was a charming man with a lovely accent, expertly explaining the different varieties of grapes and the art of winemaking. He even let me sniff the oak barrels. Truly magnificent. I managed to taste a lot of wines, ask a lot of questions, and, um…well, become quite chummy with the other tourists. There was a particularly boisterous group of Canadians who provided much amusement (and more wine!)
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Lunch at the winery restaurant. Their house wine was perfect with the food. I tried to order a glass of water to pace myself. Failed.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The tour group decided to do a mini dance party (I blame the Canadians). This lead my to a spontaneous rendition of "Dancing Queen" on the middle of the vineyard. I didn't even apologize.
- 4:00 PM: Headed back, a happy, slightly tipsy mess.
Day 4: "Culture" and "Discovery"
- 9:00 AM: Stumbled out of bed with the remnants of a hangover. Realized I’d left my phone somewhere. Found it in the fridge. Clearly, the wine gods were smiling on me.
- 10:00 AM: Tried to be cultured. Visited a local market. Browsed the colorful wares. Negotiated the price of some hand-woven thingamajig that I will probably never use.
- 11:00 AM: Tried to "discover" some hidden gem. Drove down a dirt road that looked promising. Realized it was a really long dirt road that led to nowhere. Had to turn around and, after getting slightly stuck in the mud, got back on the main road.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Found a local spot with a sign that promised "authentic Chilean food." Ordered a massive plate of something that looked like a meat-lovers' dream. Ate it all.
- 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Fell asleep on a park bench. Woke to the sound of children playing. Felt a surge of pure, uncomplicated joy (or maybe it was just the wine finally wearing off).
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Tried a local restaurant. The food was… interesting. The company was better. Maria came to join me at the restaurant, and we attempted (again!) to have a conversation. This time I could mostly understand what she was trying to tell me.
Day 5: Departure (and a Final Verdict)
- 9:00 AM: Had to say goodbye to Maria and try to convince her that I wasn't a complete disaster of a human. We hugged again. I think she might genuinely like me now.
- 10:00 AM: The drive back to the airport wasn't nearly as bad as coming in (maybe Rosita and I were finally bonding).
- 12:00 PM: Airport. Waiting. Replaying all the memories again. Yes, I got lost, yes, the plumbing at my Airbnb was questionable, and yes, I might have embarrassed myself on multiple occasions.
- 1:00 PM: Back home.
- 5:00 PM: Back to Real Life, and I'm missing Chile.
Final Verdict:
Quillon, Chile, was chaotic, messy, and utterly perfect. It wasn’t beautiful and perfectly planned, but that was the point, and it was exactly what I needed. Would I go back? In a heartbeat, but this time, I'll make sure my Spanish is a little better and I'll, you know, actually learn how to read a map. And maybe bring earplugs for the cat.
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Discover Paradise: Valle del Sol, Quillon, Chile - Your Unforgettable Getaway! (Or Is It?) - FAQs, Honesty Edition
Okay, so "Unforgettable Getaway"... what *exactly* is it like? My Instagram feed's already brimming with sunsets. Spill.
Is it actually "Paradise for Everyone?" I'm a city person. Will I be bored out of my skull?
Tell me about the food! I'm a foodie. Is it all just...meat and potatoes?
What about getting around? Car? Public transport? Can I even *get* there without spending a fortune and a week's worth of travel time?
Accommodation: Rustic cabin or swanky hotel? What are the options and what should I expect?
Okay, that Alpaca incident. Give me the full, messy, glorious story! I need the details.
Is it really worth the trip? Or am I better off just sticking to my Instagram feed?


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