Escape to Paradise: Manjimup Hotel Awaits in Stunning Australia!
Escape to Paradise: Manjimup Hotel Awaits in Stunning Australia!
Escape to Paradise: Manjimup Hotel Awaits in Stunning Australia! - A Review (and a Confession)
Okay, friends, let's be real. I, like you, have seen the glossy brochures. The pristine photos. The promises of perfection. And sometimes, that's… well, it's a bit much. I've just survived (and thrived!) a stay at the Manjimup Hotel, which calls itself "Escape to Paradise." And let me tell you, it wasn't quite the Hollywood version, but it was real, and that's what matters. This review is going to be as messy and wonderful as the experience itself. Buckle up.
First, the Bones: Accessibility, Cleanliness, and Safety (the boring-but-important stuff)
Let's rip off the band-aid. The Manjimup Hotel attempts to be accessible. We're talking Facilities for disabled guests, and an Elevator. Now, the elevator definitely saved my legs after hiking the forest trails. But was it the smoothest ride? Nah. Did the ramps feel like they were designed by someone who’d never actually seen a wheelchair? Maybe. Were there some tight squeezes and slightly confusing signage? Yep. But hey, the effort was there, and that deserves a nod.
Cleanliness and safety? This is where the Manjimup really shines. You could TELL they took the whole pandemic thing seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Room sanitization between stays, and Staff trained in safety protocol… it was reassuring. Seriously, I felt safe. They even offer Room sanitization opt-out available which I thought was great! And with the Hand sanitizer stations strategically placed, I felt cleaner than my conscience could ever justify. They also had the basics covered with a First aid kit, Doctor/nurse on call… all the things you’d hope for.
One Tiny Detail: Internet (The modern-day survival necessity)
Alright, let's talk about the elephant in the room: the Internet. Because, let’s be honest, in the 21st century, a hotel without decent Wi-Fi is basically a medieval dungeon. Good news: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And Wi-Fi in public areas. And, for the old-school types, Internet [LAN]. (Who even uses that anymore? My grandma, maybe?).
The Room: My "Escape," AKA My Little Paradise
Okay, the room. It wasn't a palatial suite, but it had everything you needed. Air conditioning, thank goodness. Air conditioning in public area too - a lifesaver on some of those balmy Aussie afternoons. A comfy bed, a desk (for pretending to work – cough, cough). There was a refrigerator, a coffee/tea maker (essential for my sanity), and the obligatory mini bar. I even had a window that opens! (Though I'm pretty sure I saw a spider the size of my thumb trying to get in one night… but let's not dwell).
The Bathroom: Now, this is where things get interesting. My room had a separate shower/bathtub. Now, I’m not usually a bath person, but after a day of hiking along the Exterior corridor, the bathtub was a godsend. Shout out to the Complimentary tea and *Bathtub! Perfect for my aching muscles. I swear, I'd pay extra just for that! And the *slippers* were a surprisingly luxurious touch.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Foodie's Adventure (with occasional stumbles)
Okay, let's talk about the food. This is where the Manjimup experience gets wonderfully… uneven. First, the good: the hotel offers Breakfast [buffet]. And let me tell you, that buffet was EPIC. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast – the works. I'm the kind of person who judges a place by its coffee, that was actually pretty good, I was a big fan of the Coffee/tea in restaurant.
Then there’s the A la carte in restaurant. And the Restaurants. There’s the Bar. The food was generally solid, if not mind-blowing. There were moments of genius (the local lamb chops were sublime) and moments of… let's call it "rustic charm." One night I ordered the Soup in restaurant, and bless their hearts, it was lukewarm. I sent a very polite email (the Aussie's are polite, don't forget ) and had a complimentary bottle of wine. It was the Bottle of water that did it for me. The little things.
The Poolside bar was a lifesaver, and the Snack bar provided much-needed sustenance during a particularly aggressive afternoon of lounging. They also have Room service [24-hour], which is a delightful luxury, even if it’s just for chips and guilty-pleasure magazines.
Ways to Relax: Spa Day Gone Wild (in the best way possible!)
Okay, the spa. This is where things get really good. Or, at least, where they could have gotten really good, but the realities of travel in this day and age get in the way!
The Swimming pool was gorgeous, especially with the Pool with view. I'd be lying if I said I didn't spend a few blissful hours floating around, pretending to be a mermaid. I was especially looking forward to a Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Sauna, Steamroom, and the Spa. The Spa/sauna was delightful. But here is the rub: A la carte in restaurant and Alternative meal arrangement was offered.
Things to Do: Exploring the Wonders of Manjimup (and Beyond)
The Manjimup Hotel is a great base for exploring the region. I am absolutely biased. There are hiking trails galore, and, more importantly, there is so much stunning scenery.
More of the (Sometimes Disorganized) Details
- Services and conveniences: The Concierge was helpful, though a bit… overwhelmed at times. The Daily housekeeping was efficient and friendly. The Laundry service was a lifesaver after a particularly muddy hike.
- For the kids: I don't have kids, but the hotel seemed pretty kid-friendly. Babysitting service and Kids facilities available.
- Getting around: Car park [free of charge]. Seriously a huge plus. They also do Airport transfer and Taxi service.
- Business facilities: Basic, but functional. Meeting/banquet facilities, Business facilities, Audio-visual equipment for special events.
- Additional Details: Check-in/out [express], Luggage storage.
The Imperfect Perfection: My Takeaway
The Manjimup Hotel isn't perfect. It’s a little rough around the edges. The service can be a tad slow at times. Some things don’t go according to plan. But that, my friends, is part of the charm!
The Offer: Escape to Paradise (Your Version!)
Okay, here's the deal. Manjimup isn't just a place to stay, it's an adventure, and you need it.
Book now and you will receive, as a special bonus:
- Complimentary bottle of wine (Because after the drive, you deserve it.)
- Guaranteed upgrade on your room (Because who doesn’t like a little extra space?)
- A chance to win a free spa treatment (Because a person can never have too many massages!)
Why Book the Manjimup Hotel?
- Unforgettable Local Experiences: The hotel is your gateway to exploring the wonders of Manjimup.
- Authentic Aussie Hospitality: The staff are warm, welcoming, and genuinely want you to have a great time.
- Relax and Recharge: With a swimming pool, a spa, and breathtaking views, you'll be able to truly unwind.
- Foodie Adventures: Indulge in the flavors of Western Australia with a variety of cuisines and dining options.
- Stress-Free Amenities: Enjoy complimentary Wi-Fi, free parking, and convenient services.
Don't expect pristine perfection. Expect an adventure. Expect laughter. Expect memories.
Click here to book your Escape to Paradise! Don't miss your chance to experience the stunning beauty of Manjimup. Book now and let the adventure begin!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is going to be a goddamn adventure, a glorious, messy, potentially disastrous, and definitely hilarious pilgrimage to… Manjimup. In a hotel. Hold onto your hats, folks, this is gonna be a ride.
Manjimup Mayhem: A Totally Unrealistic (and Unlikely) Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Unavoidable Burger
- 10:00 AM: Perth Airport. The soul-crushing, fluorescent-lit limbo where dreams go to die. My flight was delayed. Of course. I'm pretty sure my luggage is secretly a sentient being with a vendetta against my sanity. (Side note: Why do they ALWAYS weigh handbags? What am I, hauling bricks of gold in there?)
- 12:30 PM: Car rental. Sigh. The paperwork… the insurance… the "would you like to upgrade?" spiel. They try to upsell you on everything, don't they? "No, I don't need a platinum subscription to car-driving, I just need a vehicle that won't spontaneously combust.
- 2:00 PM: The Drive. Hours of winding roads and the vast Australian landscape rolling past. I'm pretty sure I saw a kangaroo give me the side-eye. That's probably a good omen, right? RIGHT?! Playlist is on point. (Mostly 90s grunge… don't judge.)
- 4:00 PM: Arrive at Manjimup Hotel. Okay, the exterior is… charmingly retro. Think "polished concrete meets faded glory". Receptionist is an absolute legend, probably seen it all. She gives me a key and a wink. I feel like this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship (or a true crime documentary, depending on how the week goes).
- 4:30 PM: Unpack. Everything is a little… off. Is it the lighting? My own bad, or maybe the slight smell of old cigarettes? I'm not complaining, though, it's part of the experience. I've encountered worse, remember the time I slept in a hostel with 100+ people? And then… I found a stain on the carpet that vaguely resembled a map of Italy. Score.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Absolutely had to get the obligatory burger at the hotel's in-house restaurant, I wouldn't have it if it was good for me. It's not the greatest burger I've ever had, but it's the perfect kind of greasy, comforting, holiday-mess. Also: the server's name is Brenda, which is just perfect. Brenda is my new best friend.
- 7:30 PM: Stroll around Manjimup. The town is sleepy, quaint and charming in a way that makes you want to buy a house, but also slightly unsettling if you think about all the secrets the locals might be hiding. I feel like I'm in a David Lynch film, but without the weird dancing.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Wine, Netflix, and a deep dive into the unsettling mystery of the carpet stain. Honestly, that stain will probably solve all my problems.
Day 2: Truffles, Trees, and the Trauma of Tourist Traps
- 8:00 AM: Wake up and the hotel has breakfast. The bacon is crisp, but not crispy enough. The coffee is strong, which I'm in desperate need of after last night's wine-fueled intellectual explorations.
- 9:30 AM: The Truffle Experience. Oh, the truffle. I'm either going to love it or have a mental breakdown wondering why this thing is so expensive. Spoiler alert: the truffle fries were legitimately amazing. Amazing!
- 12:00 PM: The Giant Manjimup Timber Park. I'm not gonna lie, I was expecting a tourist trap, but surprisingly it's a fun way to experience the forest. I did, however, almost fall off a wobbly wooden bridge and embarrass myself in front of the entire family.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch at a local cafe. I swear I overheard two elderly women gossiping about the mayor's questionable tax practices. This town… I love it.
- 3:30 PM: Drive to a lookout for panoramic views. The scenery is absolutely breathtaking. Makes you remember why you wanted to escape the city. Then you remember you hate being so far from the city and miss having Uber Eats.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Napping. My body is ready.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel. Another burger. Brenda brought me an extra crispy bacon and a side of sass. Fantastic.
- 8:00 PM: The hotel bar. This could get messy. I need to remember tomorrow.
Day 3: The End of the Line (and the Start of Something New?)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. The world spins. The head does not. The bacon is good. The coffee is needed.
- 9:00 AM: Pack. The stain on the carpet looks even more like a map of Italy today. Now I'm sure of it.
- 10:00 AM: Leave. The hotel is like an ex. You may not miss it, but you also may have a few good memories.
- 11:00 AM: Last drive.
This itinerary? It's a loose guideline. Expect deviations. Expect spontaneous decisions. Expect meltdowns and moments of pure, unadulterated joy. And above all, expect the unexpected. This is Manjimup, baby! Prepare to be surprised (and possibly a little bit confused). And don't judge my burger consumption. I'm on holiday, dammit!
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Escape to Paradise: Manjimup Hotel Awaits in Stunning Australia! ...Or Does It? (Let's be Real)
Okay, so... Manjimup. Is it, like, actually paradise? Or just, you know, a tiny town in the middle of nowhere?
Alright, let's get one thing straight. Paradise? That's a big word, people. Manjimup is... well, it's *beautiful*. Especially the karri forests. Like, holy moly, those trees are giants! Huge, imposing, and you feel *tiny* walking amongst them. And the air... oh, the air! It's properly fresh, properly clean. Think of taking a deep breath and actually feeling your lungs expand for the first time in ages. Paradise-adjacent, maybe? Look, I've spent too much time in crowded cities, so anything with a decent amount of green and quiet, gets a gold star in my book. Just accept you aren't going to find nightclubs or a bustling city life -- if you're after that, you've got the wrong address. But serenity? That's Manjimup's middle name.
The Manjimup Hotel – the star of the show! What's the vibe? Modern, rustic, dodgy? Spill the tea!
Okay, the Manjimup Hotel. Right. This one, for me… it’s a mixed bag. Let's be brutally honest. The decor? Let’s just say it has "character." Some might call it "vintage." I'd lean more toward... "lived-in." (Shrugs) I’ve stayed at places with newer, shinier finishes. But, you know what? I'm good with that. I'm not really someone who NEEDS everything perfect. The staff? Bloody legends! Super friendly, ready to chat which I LOVE because I love a good gossip, and they know the area inside and out. They know all the best hiking spots, the local wineries, and even where to snag the best pie (a critical piece of intel!). One time, the internet was playing up (and trust me, the signal wasn't the best to begin with), and the lovely lady behind the bar even let me tether off her phone hotspot for a bit so I could get a few things done. True blue! The food in the restaurant, however, I found it can sometimes be hit or miss. One night, it was a glorious, perfectly cooked steak; the next, it was... well, let’s just say I appreciate the chef’s enthusiasm. (Deep breath). But at the end of the day, it's clean, the beds are comfy, and the vibe is relaxed. And let it be known, and this is a HUGE selling point for me: no screaming toddlers at 2 am. Priceless.
What should I pack? Boots? Binoculars? A hazmat suit?
Right, packing. Okay, so here's the lowdown, and you are going to want to listen to me on this one. Number one: layers. Seriously. The weather in this part of the world... it's got mood swings. One minute, sunshine; the next, you're dodging a downpour. Bring a decent waterproof jacket, some sturdy walking shoes (you'll thank me later), and a hat – both for sun and potential rain. Binoculars are a great idea, especially if you like birdwatching. (I got to see a couple of kookaburras which I found absolutely stunning. They have this insane laugh like they're telling a joke the whole time.) The hazmat suit? Well, probably overkill. But honestly, having a good bug spray is a MUST. The mozzies there are like tiny, buzzing vampires and they attack mercilessly. Trust me. And don't forget your camera! The photo opportunities are endless. Your phone will be *full*.
I've heard about the Pemberton Pool. Is it as amazing as the hype?
Okay, the Pemberton Pool. Okay, I LOVE this! This place is a seriously spectacular location. I mean, swimming in a pristine crystal-clear pool, framed by those gigantic karri trees, it's just breathtaking. Honestly, it feels like something out of a postcard. The water is pure and refreshing, the backdrop is epic, and the whole experience is just… wow. It's a bit chilly when you first jump in, but once you're swimming, you get used to it. It is a bit of a drive from the hotel, so plan accordingly. Pack a picnic. Lay on a towel. Just stay put and enjoy the magic. This is one of those places you'll be talking about for years.
Anything I should definitely AVOID when in Manjimup? Like, a specific pub? Or a particular hiking trail?
Ooh, good question! Okay, so I'm not one to bash anyone's livelihood, or cause any trouble. But... If you're driving that gorgeous old road to get to the Tree Top Walk, watch out for kangaroos, they are EVERYWHERE and quite honestly, they are pretty terrifying when they jump out in front of you. Seriously, keep your eye out! I nearly had a heart attack! And speaking of the Tree Top Walk, if you're afraid of heights... maybe give it a miss. It's *high*. Like, really high. And they sway! (Shudders). Other than that? Just use common sense. Oh! And *bring cash*. Some places don't accept cards and the closest ATM might be a drive away. And for the love of everything, please don’t be *that* tourist. You know, the loud, obnoxious one who complains about everything. Embrace the laid-back vibe and enjoy yourself!
What's the worst thing that might happen on this trip? (Be brutally honest!)
Okay, so the worst thing? (Taking a deep breath). Look, no one wants a disaster. The worst thing *for me* would be to have the trip end! But, practical stuff – Maybe a dodgy stomach from that questionable roadside cafe. Maybe the car breaking down miles from anywhere. Maybe getting bitten by something with fangs. (I have an irrational fear of spiders). But honestly? The worst thing about Manjimup is that it's not forever! You might just find yourself completely smitten with the place and not want to leave. That's what happened to me, and now I'm already trying to figure out when I can go back. So, be warned. Manjimup, it's got that effect.
Would you go back? And would you recommend it?
Absolutely. One hundred percent. YES. Would I go back to Manjimup? In a heartbeat. Actually, I'm already plotting my return. Definitely. And would I recommend it? YES! (With some caveats). If you're looking for a five-star luxury experience with a spa, maybe look elsewhere. If you crave adventure and natural beauty and are happy with a bit of rustic charm, then YES, absolutely, GO! It’s a chance to disconnect, breathe, and appreciate the simpler things. And maybe, just maybe, you'll fall a little bit in love with it, just like IHotelicity
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