Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Best Western Plus Clos Syrah Valence, France!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Best Western Plus Clos Syrah Valence, France!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we’re diving HEADFIRST into the swirling vortex of… Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Best Western Plus Clos Syrah Valence, France! Let's get delightfully unfiltered. This isn't your average hotel review, it’s a full-blown experience report.
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Right, where do we even begin? This place… the Clos Syrah. It's a Best Western Plus, so you're already thinking safe bet, reliable, predictable. WRONG. Or, maybe right, but in the BEST way possible. It’s like the dependable friend who secretly throws the wildest parties.
First Impressions (aka, the Accessibility Gauntlet):
Okay, so I'm really keen on accessibility. Like, obsessed. Gotta make sure everyone can enjoy the good life, right? And the Clos Syrah? They actually get it. This isn't just a token ramp situation. Huge props to the elevator (essential!) And I'm talking spacious, the kind you could practically hold a small rave in. Seriously, they're ticking all the wheelchair accessible hotel boxes: Elevator. Check. Facilities for disabled guests. Check. Rooms accessible. CHECK. The hallways are wide, easy navigation – no claustrophobia here. This place genuinely cares. And that’s the first thing I need to know.
Rambling a bit because… well, that's me
Ah, French hotels. They have this certain… je ne sais quoi. You know? A blend of elegance and… well, sometimes a dash of slightly unpredictable plumbing.
Internet, That All-Important Thing:
Listen, a world without Wi-Fi is a world I don't want to live in. Thankfully, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! It's decent, too. I'm not talking dial-up circa 1998. I'm talking Instagram-worthy uploads, video calls with the fam, the works. Internet [LAN] is available too, for those who like the retro wired vibe. Wi-Fi in public areas as well? Bonus points!
Cleanliness and Safety - 'Cause We're Living Through a Pandemic, Remember?
Okay, let's be serious. This is HUGE and it's a deal-breaker. The Clos Syrah is on it. The staff are properly trained in safety protocol, they are seriously following the rules. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Room sanitization between stays. Honestly, I felt safer there than I do at some friends' houses! They've got this. Hand sanitizer everywhere (essential!), and Individual wrapped food options. Cashless payment service is a breeze. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. They are not messing around. And because it’s a French hotel, of course they have Hot water linen and laundry washing. They are also Hygiene certified.
The Bedroom: My Happy Place
Right, the room. The heart of the stay. (Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens).
So, yes, a lot of the usual suspects, but well executed. The extra-long bed? A life-saver. I'm a chronic tosser and turner, but I felt like I had miles of space. The bathrobes? Plush. I basically lived in mine. I also LOVE blackout curtains. I can sleep the whole day. I also enjoy a nice window that opens. Some hotels forget this! The coffee/tea maker, also a win. The bathroom was spacious to boot!
The Air conditioning? Crucial in the summer. The safe box? Great security feature, but come on, I need to put my passport somewhere!
(Minor Imperfection Alert!) My room had a view of… (whispering) the car park. Not ideal. But hey, I wasn’t there to stare at the asphalt.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Let’s Talk Food!
Okay, so, confession: I can’t not talk about the food. It’s a fundamental part of my experience, okay? The Clos Syrah offers the standard Breakfast [buffet]. But it's REALLY good. Loads of choice, fresh pastries, and proper coffee (not that watery garbage some hotels try to pass off). I'd honestly say that was the best Western breakfast I've had at this price point in France. It’s a super great way to start the day. They also do a Breakfast takeaway service! Perfect for a quick bite.
Restaurants, you say? Yes indeed. There is an a la carte in restaurant! And what's this! Asian cuisine in restaurant? I can't comment as I didn't try it. But the restaurant is a stunner. The Coffee/tea in restaurant is divine. They also have a Poolside bar. I think the Poolside bar is a fantastic addition to the hotel.
Of course, a hotel worth its salt has a Bar! I'd strongly recommend visiting the bar and Happy hour. They also have a Coffee shop!
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things that Make a Difference:
(Services and conveniences): Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center)
The Concierge was brilliant. They knew everything, from the best crepe place in town to the opening hours of the local museum. They made my stay a breeze. Contactless check-in/out? Genius. No faffing about. Perfect. I'm all about convenience. Daily housekeeping was spot-on. The little touches (fresh water, fresh towels) made a big difference.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – Ah, the Good Life:
(Things to do, ways to relax): Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]
Okay, now we get to the good stuff. The Clos Syrah is serious about relaxation. The Spa/sauna, Spa, Steamroom, the works. I'm talking pure bliss. The Swimming pool [outdoor]? Gorgeous. The views are actually stunning! I went for a swim everyday. The Fitness center, Gym/fitness are also great. (I didn't go, shhh, but it looked good!)
For the Kids – Family Fun?
(For the kids): Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal
I don’t have kids, but I saw a few families. The Clos Syrah is Family/child friendly. They have a Babysitting service.
Getting Around - Mobility Matters
(Getting around): Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking
Car park [free of charge]! Huge win! And Car park [on-site], makes loading and unloading
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're going to France, and it's going to be a beautiful, messy, wonderfully imperfect adventure. This isn't some pristine travel brochure; this is my trip to Valence, France, at the Best Western Plus Clos Syrah, as it actually might feel…
The "Oh Sweet Jesus, We Left the Passport" Itinerary (Valence, France - A Hot Mess of a Holiday)
Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Crisis of Bread (aka "Did I pack clean underwear?")
- Morning (or "When Did Sleep Become Optional?"): Flight. Ugh. You know the drill. That pre-flight anxiety that hits you at precisely 3:00 AM, whispering, "Did you remember to turn off the iron? Did you pack clean underwear? Do you actually know how to say 'Where's the bathroom?' in French?". Somehow, managed to make it to the airport.
- Afternoon: Landed! Okay, France. Let's do this. Passport present. Now, that train to Valence… It was supposed to be seamless. It wasn't. Delayed. Naturally. Found a cafe, ordered a genuinely terrible coffee ("C'est…ahem… unique"). Stared intensely at the people around me, trying to look nonchalantly sophisticated while simultaneously plotting how I could steal all the croissants.
- Evening (or "The Clos Syrah and Its Glorious Quirks"): Finally arrived at the Best Western Plus Clos Syrah. It's… charming. In a slightly faded, "your grandma's house but with a wine bar" kind of way. The lobby smells faintly of lavender and… ambition? Check-in was a breeze (thank God). The room? Surprisingly spacious! YES! And…wait. No air conditioning? I may cry. Actually, no, I'm too tired.
- Anecdote: Almost forgot my medication back at the hotel shuttle. I was convinced that if I did I would suffer from a crippling headache the whole trip. Luckily, a sharp-eyed French woman saw me rummaging through my luggage and was kind enough to hand it to me. Crisis averted.
- Emotional Reaction: Okay, I’m exhausted. But there’s a bottle of wine waiting to be opened! This could be the start of a beautiful, drunken friendship with a French hotel room.
- Night: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Ordered the "Chef's Special." Honestly, I have no idea what it was. But the wine? Divine. I'm pretty sure I could survive on bread, cheese, and French wine for the rest of my life. Wait… is this an actual viable life plan? Maybe not, but probably the best one I can come up with.
Day 2: The Market and the Miracle of Self-Control (aka "Will I End Up Broke or in Prison?")
- Morning (or "The Dawn of Regret"): Woke up with a headache (damn you, French wine). Breakfast buffet at the hotel. More bread. More cheese. Maybe I should have tried the fruit, but… bread.
- Late Morning: Exploring the Valence market. Oh. My. God. The colours, the smells, the people! Every stall is a work of art. I wanted to buy everything. The cheeses! The charcuterie! The olives! Had to reign it in, though. Self-control is a skill I’m slowly learning. Very, very slowly.
- Quirky Observation: Seriously, French people are ridiculously stylish. Even the guys in the market hauling crates of vegetables look like they're about to walk the runway. I, on the other hand, resembled a somewhat dishevelled tourist who has a penchant for stuffing her face with brie.
- Messy Structure: Got distracted. Totally wandered away from my group while staring at a really handsome looking butcher. Ended up lost for a good 20 minutes, muttering about how Google Maps was useless in the presence of a man with a cleaver. Found my way back eventually. Success (and potential jailtime).
- Afternoon (or "The Cathedral of Despair…and Beauty"): Visited the Valence Cathedral. It was stunning. Genuinely breathtaking. Sat there for a while, just… absorbing it all. Wondering if I will ever again reach this level of peace.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: The cathedral was a reminder that there's something bigger than me, bigger than all of us. I'm not sure what it is, but it seems to be everywhere around me.
- Evening (Doubling Down on an Experience): Back to the market for more cheese and wine. Found a picnic spot overlooking the Rhône. This is it. This is what life is supposed to be like. Okay, so I might be slightly tipsy, and I probably look ridiculous eating cheese with my fingers, but… who cares? This is perfect. I spent an hour just staring at the river, feeling silly and happy.
- Stream-of-consciousness: The river… flowing… just like time… and all the cheese… so much cheese… is that a boat? Maybe… maybe I could sell all my belongings, buy a boat, and live on the Rhône forever… Okay, maybe not. But the thought is nice.
Day 3: The "Goodbye, Valence" Blues (aka "Where Did the Time Go?")
- Morning: Last breakfast. Bread. Cheese. Coffee. I might cry when I leave.
- Mid-Morning: Checked out of the hotel. Gave the staff a fond farewell, and thanked them for their patience.
- Late Morning: Wandered. Visited the park. Thought about the trip. And it was worth every single moment.
- Afternoon: Train to the airport. France, its beauty and its messes, you were perfect.
Okay, this Itinerary isn't just a schedule; it's a messy, imperfect reflection of the actual trip.
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Okay, spill it: Is this place REALLY as fancy as the pictures?
Alright, alright, let's be real. The pictures? Yeah, they're pretty. Slick. Polished. But the actual place? It's... complicated. Let's just say, it's *trying* to be a palace. Think of it like this: imagine your grandma's really trying to look like a supermodel. Bless her heart, she tries. Some parts are genuinely stunning. Like, the lobby? Whoa. Chandeliers that could house a small family of bats, a marble floor you could ice skate on... But then you get to the hallway leading to your room, and it's like... a slightly less luxurious version of the lobby. Still nice, mind you! Just not... palace-y. So, in a word: yes, it's fancy-ish. With a healthy dose of French charm... and maybe a few, tiny, teeny, *tiny* imperfections.
What's the deal with the rooms? Worth the price tag?
Alright, the rooms. This is where it gets... interesting. I snagged a "superior" room (or whatever they call it!) and... yeah, it was spacious. Like, I could have held a small yoga class in there. The bed? Glorious. Slept like a log... or, you know, *almost* a log. I think the air con died on us at 3 am. Bit nippy! They fixed it quick the next day, to their credit. The bathroom was nice enough, with fancy toiletries, but the shower… Okay, I'll be honest. It wasn't *quite* the power-shower experience I'd hoped for. More like a gentle drizzle. Like getting caught in a light rain, in a very stylish room. So, worth the price? Well, if you’re into sprawling rooms and good sleep, mostly yes. If you crave a volcanic eruption of water from your shower head… maybe not.
That breakfast everyone raves about... Is it actually good... or just fancy?
The breakfast. OH. MY. GOD. The breakfast. Okay, so let me tell you something… I am a breakfast *person*. I live for the first meal of the day. And this? This was… *something*. They had everything! Croissants that practically dissolved in your mouth (I may have eaten five… don’t judge!), pain au chocolat that made me weep with joy, ham and cheese that tasted like they personally hand-raised the pig and the cow, a *mountain* of fresh fruit… I probably gained three pounds just looking at it. They also had... wait for it... *eggs cooked to order*. I *think* I saw God through the steam of the omelet station. Then, the coffee... Oh, sweet nectar of the gods! This was easily the highlight of my, now improved, experience! So yeah, let's just say the breakfast is worth the trip *alone*. Seriously. Forget the fancy rooms! Come for the croissant, stay for the heavenly experience. Just... pace yourself. It's easy to overdo it. I learned that the hard way, when I felt like maybe I had to be rolled into the lobby!
The location! Is it all convenient?
Location, location, location, right? Well, the Clos Syrah is… well-located. Valence isn't exactly a sprawling metropolis, so it's all fairly easy to get around. It’s close to the train station, which is HUGE plus; you'll probably be arriving or departing by train. And the city center? Walkable. You can easily stroll to the shops, restaurants, and the cool old town. My take? Yeah, it’s a good spot. Convenient enough to wander without feeling trapped somewhere in the city limits. It's not like it's in the middle of nowhere, thank heavens.
Any hidden costs or things I should be aware of?
Okay, alright, let’s get to the nitty-gritty. Hidden costs? Well, the minibar is stocked, and trust me, the prices aren't exactly budget-friendly. Be careful with that. Also, I vaguely remember being charged for parking, even though I thought it was included... so, double-check that. The biggest thing? Don't be afraid to ask questions. The staff are nice, usually very helpful. And, as always in France, brush up on your basic French phrases! "Bonjour," "merci," and "où est le café?" ("Where is the coffee?") will get you far. (Especially in the morning... when your brain is still running on croissant fumes.)
The vibe? Is it couples-only, or is it good for solo travelers or families?
The vibe? Hmm... It's… a bit of a mixed bag. I saw couples, clearly enjoying a romantic getaway. I saw families, the kids running around the lobby (gosh, the lobby is *great* for kids, so spacious). And I saw a few brave solo travelers like myself. I’d say it’s pretty welcoming to all. It's definitely not stuffy. More sophisticated than a basic hotel, without being overwhelmingly exclusive. You won't feel out of place, no matter who you are. Although, if you're the type who NEEDS absolute peace and quiet, maybe ask for a room away from the elevator... or, you know, the lobby, at breakfast time!
So, overall, would you recommend it? Be honest!
Okay, here's the truth: I would. Despite the slightly wonky shower-drizzle and the potential for parking fees, I genuinely enjoyed my stay. The breakfast alone is worth the price of admission, truly. It’s a beautiful hotel, the location is great, if it's perfect place or not, is up to you but, overall, it’s a solid choice. It's got that certain *je ne sais quoi* – a touch of French charm, even with its little imperfections. So, yeah, book it. But promise me you’ll get the croissants. And please, don't hog them all! Seriously.
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