Escape to Alsace: Luxury & Charm at Best Western Plus Le Rhenan
Escape to Alsace: Luxury & Charm at Best Western Plus Le Rhenan
Escape to Alsace: A Messy, Honest, and Gloriously Human Review of Best Western Plus Le Rhenan
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my experience at the Best Western Plus Le Rhenan – a place that promised "Luxury & Charm" in the heart of Alsace. Did it deliver? Well, let's just say it was a journey. And, as you’ll see, this isn’t your average, dry-as-toast hotel review. I’m spilling the tea, and trust me, it’s hot! (Literally, sometimes, with the sauna.)
Accessibility: The Good… and the "Needs Improvement."
Okay, let’s start with the practical stuff. Accessibility is important, and I’m happy to report that Best Western Plus Le Rhenan makes a decent effort. There’s an elevator (praise be!), and they've got facilities for disabled guests. I didn't personally need them, but seeing them at the front was a good sign. However, I didn't see a ton of specific information, so definitely call ahead and ask if you have specific needs. Don't just assume!
Cleanliness and Safety: Surviving a Pandemic & Beyond!
Listen, 2024 and beyond are all about safety, right? And the Le Rhenan clearly knows the drill. There's hand sanitizer everywhere. They're doing daily disinfection in common areas, and have staff trained in safety protocol. They even use anti-viral cleaning products! (I didn’t see them, but I believe them! And hey, the bathroom did smell vaguely of… cleanliness. Win!) Rooms sanitized between stays is a huge plus, so those anxieties about hotel germs might be lower.
And here's the real deal: I felt safe. The 24-hour front desk is always a comfort, and the CCTV in common areas and outside property is reassuring. There are fire extinguishers and smoke alarms, I swear!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Foodie Adventure (with a few bumps!)
Oh boy, the food. This is where things got… interesting. Let’s start with the good: Breakfast [buffet]. It's a standard continental buffet, the usual suspects – pastries, cereals, cold cuts, and fruit – but perfectly acceptable. Plus, they had coffee/tea in restaurant – and let's face it, that's essential in the morning, am I right?
Now, the not-so-smooth: I had the Asian cuisine in restaurant menu item, and while it sounded amazing, it was just… a little off. The flavours were a touch bland. However, the desserts in restaurant? Oh boy, they saved the day. Seriously, I ate like three chocolate mousse things. Don't judge me. I'm on vacation!
They have a poolside bar, which is brilliant (I'll get to the pool!), and the restaurants are well appointed. There's room service [24-hour] which is perfect. Plus, there's a handy snack bar that really saved me during the midnight munchies. And bonus points for the bottle of water that was always there in my room, because hydration is key.
I didn't get a chance to try the vegetarian restaurant, but that's on MY list for next time.
The Room: My Little Alsatian Sanctuary…Mostly.
Okay, let’s talk about the rooms. I’m a sucker for a comfy bed, and the Le Rhenan delivers. The extra-long bed was a godsend. The blackout curtains were essential for those well-deserved lie-ins after a day of exploring. My room had air conditioning which was a life saver during the heat wave. And you know what? The slippers were a delightful touch.
Now, some niggles. The bathroom phone – why? Who calls from the bathroom? Also, the décor was a little… safe. I mean, it’s perfectly pleasant, but it didn’t exactly scream "whimsy" or "character." But the free Wi-Fi? Yes, please! And the in-room safe box made me feel like everything was locked down!
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa, Pool, and Pure Bliss (Mostly!)
Alright, this is where the Le Rhenan really shines! The swimming pool [outdoor] is a dream. Seriously, imagine this: crystal-clear water, stunning views, and the sun warming your skin. Pure. Bliss. I could easily spend a whole week just floating around there.
And the spa/sauna? Oh, yes. They have a sauna, a steamroom! I took a long, languid soak in the foot bath. I went for a massage which left me feeling like a new person. And the gym/fitness has enough equipment to get a decent workout and some body scrub – which, let me tell you, feels divine. The Pool with a view is the perfect way to finish off your day!
Okay, let me be honest, the body wrap was OK. I got the after-spa glow, but next time I'm sticking to the massage and the pool.
Services and Conveniences: Everything You Need (and Sometimes More!)
The Le Rhenan gets it. They know what travelers need. The concierge was super helpful with recommendations and bookings. Daily housekeeping kept my room spotless (thank you, angels!). They have a dry cleaning and laundry service. The elevator is a lifesaver, and the luggage storage makes check-in/out a breeze. They even have a currency exchange!
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Fun?
I didn't have kids with me, but the Le Rhenan seems to cater to families. They have babysitting service, family/child friendly amenities, and kids meal. Their offerings seem good, but I can't say for sure, because I don't have any.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
They offer airport transfer, which is a huge bonus. Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site] is very helpful, too! And the taxi service is readily available.
Internet Access: Connected & Competent
They are committed to Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!. The Internet access – LAN is an additional option to all rooms. They offer a Wi-Fi for special events.
My Honest Verdict: Alsatian Charm, with a Hint of Imperfection.
Best Western Plus Le Rhenan is a solid choice if you are looking for a hotel that is within reach and the amenities are top-notch. The staff is lovely! The cleanliness is impressive, the pool is amazing, and the spa is worth the price of admission. The food could be better. Not perfect, but honestly, who is?
Now, here's my unfiltered offer for you:
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Tired of the same old vacation routine? Craving a getaway that blends relaxation, indulgence, and Alsatian beauty? Then look no further than the Best Western Plus Le Rhenan!
Here's what awaits you:
- Unwind in Style: Sink into the bliss of our spa, dip in our pool with a view, and let the stress melt away.
- Savour the Flavours: Indulge in delicious dining options.
- Comfort & Convenience: Enjoy comfortable rooms, with free Wi-Fi!
- Explore Alsace: Discover the stunning villages and vineyards of this enchanting region.
But that's not all!
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't some pristine "TripAdvisor Approved" itinerary. This is the unfiltered, potentially slightly chaotic, possibly wine-stained, account of my supposed "relaxing" trip to Dorlisheim, France, and the surprisingly epic saga that unfolded. We're talking Best Western Plus Le Rhenan, baby. Let's roll… (and hope I can remember it all!)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Bread Debacle
14:00: Arrived at Strasbourg airport. The flight was delayed. (Classic.) Found a taxi, fumbled with my terrible high-school French, and finally, finally, got myself pointed toward Dorlisheim. The countryside? Stunning, even through slightly bleary eyes. I swear I saw a cow wearing a tiny beret. Maybe the flight wasn't entirely sober.
15:30: Check-in at Le Rhenan. First impressions? Decent. Clean. Smells faintly of lavender and ambition. The check-in lady, bless her, was the epitome of French politeness, though I suspect she secretly judged my luggage (a questionable backpack and a frankly terrifying travel pillow). I'm sure she sees worse.
16:00: Officially unpacked. First order of business: find bread. Glorious, crusty, French bread. Heard a local bakery ( Boulangerie - now I'm feeling fancy) was a short walk away. Armed with my terrible French and a desperate hunger, I ventured forth.
16:15: Found the bakery! YES! The smell! Oh, the smell! Warm, yeasty heaven. I started to approach the counter, dreaming of a perfect baguette. Then… Disaster struck. My wallet went poof. Gone. Vanished. Somewhere between the hotel room and the bakery, my money, my credit cards the whole bit, decided to play hide-and-seek.
- Rambling Thought: Cue the internal meltdown. Panic, sweat, and a profound realization that I’m utterly reliant on my credit card. Bread, my friend, bread would have to wait. The French lady behind the counter, initially all smiles, saw the panic in my eyes. She clucked sympathetically, and in very broken English insisted I take a free petit pain (mini loaf, adorable!) that's a bread-based peace offering, which only partially worked. I left the bakery, defeated.
17:00 - 19:00: Back at the hotel, mortified, calling the bank to find out that my card was used already in a store close to the Hotel and being blocked immediately. The bank was very kind and told me to wait and see if I find the wallet. I also thought to explore around the Hotel in Dorlisheim. The hotel manager even helped me to call the local police! The people in France are very kind.
19:30: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Okay, the food was pretty decent. But the wallet incident cast a long shadow of doom. I ate with one eye on my (empty) purse. I ordered the local wine. (It's the French thing to do, no?)
21:00: Slept. Hoping tomorrow would be better. (Spoiler alert: it mostly was.)
Day 2: Wine, Waffles, and a Slight Wine-Induced Stumble
08:00: Breakfast at the hotel. Surprisingly good. Fresh croissants. Coffee that could raise the dead. I felt a glimmer of optimism. (And still no wallet.)
09:00: Decided to embrace the situation and went exploring of Dorlisheim. Found a beautiful church. Spent some time admiring the architecture and trying to decipher the (very intimidating) French inscriptions. Then decided to discover the wine region.
11:00: Wine tour! YES! Started at a lovely little vineyard, Clos Saint Landelin. The guide was a total character, full of passionate pronouncements and a mischievous twinkle in his eye. Tasting the local wines? Divine. Started to feel a little less stressed.
13:00: Lunch at a traditional inn in the vineyard. More wine. Laughter. Stunning views. The world started to feel…right again. Also, ordered a Flammkuchen: Absolutely delicious, especially after the wine.
- Quirky Observation: The French are very good at making you feel like you're family after a few glasses of wine. Also: you can tell the difference between a good wine and a GREAT wine.
14:00-15:00: Wandered back to the Hotel. Decided to check for the wallet one last time.
16:00: Afternoon stroll. Bought some postcards, feeling a bit more French.
17:00 - 19:00: Relaxed at the Hotel. Read my book.
19:30: Dinner at a local brasserie I found online. Tried choucroute garnie (sauerkraut with various meats). It was…an experience. Very hearty. Very filling. Ended the evening with Crème brûlée. Absolutely perfect.
- Emotional Reaction: Seriously considering moving to France. Even with the wallet drama, this place is magical.
Day 3: The Lost and Found Epilogue and Departure
08:00: Breakfast. I was still hoping to find my wallet.
09:00 - 11:00: I decided to explore.
11:00: The most incredible thing happened: A very nice French family called me. They found my wallet and they wanted to give it back to me. So I went there, it was only a 20-minute walk. They were very happy, I almost cried and all my stuff was there. The people in that village were great!
14:00: Check out time. Back to the airport.
16:00: Departure.
Final Thoughts: Dorlisheim, you beautiful, slightly chaotic place. Le Rhenan, you were a solid home base. France, I will be back. And next time, I’m stocking up on all the bread.
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So, is this place *actually* luxurious, or just a glorified chain hotel with a fancy name? Spill the tea!
**Pro Tip:** Book a room with a balcony. Seriously. Sipping your morning coffee (or a cheeky evening Kir Royale) while gazing at the rooftops of Strasbourg? Pure bliss. And trust me, after a few days of eating your weight in *tarte flambée*, you *need* that balcony for some fresh air.
Let's talk location. Is it in a convenient spot, or am I going to be stuck in the boonies?
The food. Tell me everything. Is the breakfast buffet worth the hype (and the potential calorie overload)?
Okay, I'm convinced. But what about the service? Are the staff friendly?
What about the amenities? Anything cool besides the comfy beds and breakfast buffet?
Right, the 'Luxury' part. We talked lobby, beds, now let's get into the *actual* experience. Did anything *not* quite live up to the hype? What about the 'charm'?
What do I need to pack? What should I *absolutely* not forget?
Would you go back? And more importantly, would *you* recommend it?
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