Unbelievable Kozhikode Stays: RIO ROOMS - Your Calicut Oasis Awaits!

Unbelievable Kozhikode Stays: RIO ROOMS - Your Calicut Oasis Awaits!
Unbelievable Kozhikode Stays: RIO ROOMS - Your Calicut Oasis Awaits! - A Rambling Review (with Wi-Fi!)
Okay, folks, let's get real. Planning a trip to Calicut? Calicut, or Kozhikode, is calling, and you're probably sifting through a million hotel reviews, right? Well, let me save you some time (and potential eye-rolling). I just got back from a stay at RIO ROOMS, and let me tell you, it’s… well, it’s an experience. And I'm going to spill the tea, the chai, the everything.
First things first: Accessibility. Look, I don't have mobility issues, thank goodness, but I did see the elevator, and that’s always a HUGE plus. Facilities for disabled guests? Check. I'm pretty sure they've got decent ramps and all that jazz. Gotta give them a thumbs up for that.
Now, let's get into the nitty-gritty and the things that actually matter. Because, honestly, a hotel is more than just a bed, right?
The Good, The Bad, and the Slightly Odd - Room & Comfort
My room? Pretty darn good. Wi-Fi [free]? Absolutely! And not just that, but Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! That’s a win. Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN, so basically, you're covered no matter how techy you are. I am a sucker for a decent desk and laptop workspace. I mean, I was trying to get some work done… eventually. The air conditioning was a lifesaver, because, hello, Kozhikode heat! Blackout curtains were amazing. Seriously, I could sleep through a monsoon (which, let’s be honest, is probably happening). They had a coffee/tea maker, which, you know, crucial for surviving the day. Complimentary tea? Yes, please! They also had slippers, which, honestly, is a fancy little touch that I really appreciated. I did find that bathroom phone a little unnecessary, but hey, maybe you need to call reception while you're in the shower? Who am I to judge? The mirror was big enough, the toiletries were decent, the towels were fluffy. Okay, I'm sounding a bit like Goldilocks, but it was a comfortable space.
And a confession… I spent one entire afternoon just sprawled on the sofa with a cup of chai, staring out the window that opens. Bliss. Pure, uninterrupted bliss. I even used the safe box which made me feel like a secret agent.
I had a room on a high floor, and it was surprisingly quiet. Soundproof rooms? I think so. Even with the chaos of Calicut outside, inside was calm.
Cleanliness & Safety - Because, You Know, Nowadays
Okay, this is IMPORTANT. Cleanliness and safety are on everyone's minds, right? And RIO ROOMS takes it seriously. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Professional-grade sanitizing services… listen, they were spraying stuff like it was going out of style. I felt genuinely safe. There was hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff seemed genuinely keen on hygiene. The smoke alarms were working! Fire extinguisher? Check! CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property – so, yeah, they're watching! They’ve got Safety/security feature written all over them.
They also had Doctor/nurse on call – which is a bonus, although I, thankfully, didn’t need to utilise that service.
Food, Glorious Food! (And Booze!)
Alright, foodies, let’s talk about the most important thing in the entire world (besides the internet, of course). The Restaurants were good! They had a Breakfast [buffet], which, let’s be honest, is a must-have for a hotel. I could load up on Asian breakfast one day and Western breakfast the next. They offered A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, and Alternative meal arrangement, and it's always nice to have options. I remember trying the Soup in restaurant, it was nice after a long day in Calicut. They have Coffee/tea in restaurant.
I’m a sucker for a Poolside bar, and, oh boy, this one was tempting! They offered Happy hour, which is always a victory. Poolside bar for the win! They had Bottle of water in the room - I appreciate that small detail!
The Room service [24-hour], was very handy for a late-night snack.
Relaxation & Recreation - Ahhh, Bliss!
So, you're not just there to sleep and eat, right? You want some relaxation! Unfortunately, I didn’t get to experience the Body scrub, Body wrap, etc. but I did see the swimming pool [outdoor] – and it looked glorious. A Pool with view! The Sauna and Steamroom were super tempting, as was the spa. The Fitness center seemed decent too, for those who are into that sort of thing.
Services & Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter
Okay, this is where RIO ROOMS really shines. They’ve got the basics covered: daily housekeeping, laundry service, dry cleaning, Luggage storage. They also have Cash withdrawal. And, for those with business, they have Meeting/banquet facilities, Business facilities, Meeting stationery. Also, the concierge was helpful when I was needing help with directions. The elevator made life easier, and it’s always great to have a 24-hour front desk. I'm not sure I've ever used a Doorman, but it sure does say luxury. They offer Airport transfer and Taxi service.
Getting Around & Parking
They offer Car park [free of charge] which is a massive win in a city like Calicut, also they have Car park [on-site].
The Quirks & The Feels
I'm not going to lie, there was a slight snafu with my room key on the first day. Turns out my room wasn’t quite ready, and I had to wait a bit. But the front desk staff were incredibly apologetic and gave me a complimentary coffee (which, bonus!). Honestly, it's how they handle the hiccups that matters. Plus, I found out they have the Couple's room which is ideal for a romantic getaway.
The Bottom Line (And My Emotional Reaction!)
Look, RIO ROOMS isn’t perfect. No hotel is. But it's damn good. It's clean, comfortable, and the staff are genuinely friendly and helpful. I felt safe and well-cared for. The location is great. The food is delicious. Honestly, I'm already planning my return trip. I give it a solid 4.5 out of 5 stars. Okay, maybe even a 4.7! I had a BLAST!
NOW, for the big SALES PITCH… because, you know, I love a good deal.
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Why RIO ROOMS?
- Location, Location, Location: Minutes from the best attractions!
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- Delicious Food: A culinary journey awaits!
- Friendly Staff: We're here to make your stay extraordinary!
Seriously, book it. You won't regret it. And tell them the rambling reviewer sent you.
Rung Huong Apartment: Your Dream Da Nang Getaway Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. We're going to Kozhikode, also known as Calicut, and we're staying at RIO ROOMS. Get ready for a whirlwind of spice, sweat, and probably a healthy dose of indigestion. This is going to be a mess.
RIO ROOMS Chaos: Kozhikode/Calicut – A Highly Unreliable Schedule (But Hopefully Memorable)
Day 1: Arrival and… Well, Let's Just See What Happens
- Morning (ish, around 10 AM): Arrive at Kozhikode Airport (CCJ). Pray the flight isn't delayed. I swear, I've had worse luck with weather than a farmer in a drought.
- Anecdote: Last time I flew in, the baggage carousel ate my best hiking boots. Just poof! Gone. So, fingers crossed for my luggage, and all the other passengers' luggage too.
- Late Morning (After battling the airport chaos): Taxi to RIO ROOMS. Hopefully, the driver understands broken English and the concept of "reasonably priced." If I get fleeced, I'm going to need that soothing Ayurvedic massage I've been promising myself.
- Quirky Observation: India is a symphony of honking horns. It's beautiful and maddening all at the same time. I'm betting my ride is going to be a chaotic orchestra.
- Afternoon (Whatever Time That Actually Rolls Around): Check into RIO ROOMS. Pray the AC works. Seriously, heat is my arch-nemesis. If I walk into a sauna, I'm going to lose it.
- Emotional Reaction: Finally! Freedom! I can kick back and escape the jet lag. This is the part of the trip when reality sinks in, and I realize I'm in India.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (Let's be honest, it's probably all the same): Explore a tiny bit. Maybe a walk around the area surrounding RIO ROOMS. Find some food. I have two goals in India: 1. Eat as much biryani as humanly possible, 2. Stay alive doing it.
- Rambling thought: What if I can't handle the spice? What if I get the "Delhi Belly?" Ok, breathe. Focus on the biryani. Think of the fluffy rice, the tender meat, and the explosion of flavor. Okay, I'm good now.
- Evening: Dinner. Some local eatery. Probably off-the-beaten-path. The more questionable the hygiene, the better the food, right? (Famous last words, I know).
- Opinionated Language: Screw the fancy restaurants! Give me the authentic stuff, even if it means sacrificing hygiene. YOLO.
Day 2: Beach Vibes and Spice Market Shenanigans (Pray for My Stomach)
- Morning: Breakfast at RIO ROOMS (if they serve it, or, you know, I stumble upon a place). Then, off to Kozhikode Beach (also, Calicut Beach, or whatever it's called).
- Morning - Afternoon: Enjoy the beach. Walk along the shore, breathe the ocean air. Witness the throngs off people. Stroll by the vendors, or maybe buy something cheap and that I'll regret later.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: The sea air is so refreshing, in theory. But I'm equally worried about the heat and what kind of sand I'll be stepping in.
- Afternoon: Time for the Spice Market! I'm going in blind and hoping for the best. The goal: to come out smelling and tasting like a walking spice rack.
- Messier Structure: The Spice Market… Oh, the Spice Market! Okay, here's the thing. I love spices. I'm obsessed. The aromas, the colors, the potential culinary explosions… But the bargaining! I am terrible at bargaining. I'll probably end up paying way too much for a bag of turmeric. But it will be worth it. Maybe.
- Late Afternoon: Head back to RIO ROOMS. Take a long, refreshing shower. Hopefully, get rid of that film of sweat that's accumulated over the course of the day.
- Evening: Dinner. Maybe try a different cuisine. Seafood? Something more daring? Or, let's be real, just go back for more biryani.
Day 3: Going full-biryani and the dreaded "Delhi Belly" scare
- Morning: Wake up feeling like a beached whale. The heat is already getting to me. Time to pound water, and find a pharmacy for a bit of help.
- Imperfections: I woke up with a slight stomach ache. I spent the whole day yesterday walking in the heat and eating more than I usually do. Sigh, so much for the trip, I swear I will go back.
- Afternoon: Back to the food hunting. I'm feeling okay now, so I think I should go for the "best biryani" in Kozhikode. I need to find a place that is really good, even if it is a bit far away.
- Doubling Down: I'm going full-biryani, and no regrets. If this turns into a full-blown stomach issue, so be it. It's a risk I am willing to take, even if my body isn't.
- Evening: Head back to RIO ROOMS. Rest and relax. Try to avoid any food. And pray I don't see the dreaded symptoms.
Day 4: Departure (Or, Maybe, One Last Biryani)
- Morning: Check out of RIO ROOMS. Depending on my level of "Delhi Belly" (or lack thereof), I might try for one last biryani run.
- Late Morning: Head to the airport. Hopefully, I'll be able to make it to the flight.
- Afternoon: Say goodbye to Kozhikode. I'll miss the spices, the chaos, and the biryani. (Mostly the biryani).
This itinerary is a guideline. It's more of a promise that I'm going to try to do these things. Actual events may vary depending on heat stroke, food poisoning, my ability to drag myself out of bed, and the whims of the Indian transportation system. But hey, that's part of the adventure, right? Wish me luck (and send Pepto-Bismol).
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Unbelievable Kozhikode Stays: RIO ROOMS - Your Calicut Oasis Awaits! (Yeah, But...)
So, *exactly* where is this RIO ROOMS place? I'm terrible with directions.
What kind of rooms do they have? Are they actually *nice*?
How's the booking process? Easy peasy?
And the breakfast? Is it worth it? (Because I NEED my morning food)
Wi-Fi? Laundry service? What about a pool? (Dreaming big here...)
Is the location really as good as they say? What's nearby?
Are there any hidden charges or sneaky fees I should be aware of?
Would you stay there again? (The million-dollar question!)


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