Indonesian Paradise Found: OYO 93528 Zidan 21 Tana Paser Guesthouse!

OYO 93528 Guest House Zidan 21 Tana Paser Indonesia

Indonesian Paradise Found: OYO 93528 Zidan 21 Tana Paser Guesthouse!

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into Indonesian Paradise Found: OYO 93528 Zidan 21 Tana Paser Guesthouse! Now, let's be real, "Paradise Found" is a bold claim, but hey, we're on the adventure, right? This isn't your sterile, corporate hotel review; this is the raw, unfiltered truth from someone who's actually slept there. Consider this your ULTIMATE Tana Paser Hotel Survival Guide AND Review!

First off, the LOCATION, or should I say, access to the location? Getting there was a saga in itself. Airport transfer? Check, thankfully! The ride was… well, it was there. They got me there, which is the main thing, isn’t it? (Airport transfer is listed in services and conveniences - so they nailed it!)

Accessibility is another biggie. "Facilities for disabled guests"? Yes, perhaps. I didn’t personally need it, but I saw an elevator, which immediately puts them ahead of a lot of places. More detailed info is hard to come by regarding specific accessibility features, but the presence of an elevator is definitely a good start.

Now, the heart of the matter: The Rooms. (Available in all rooms, of course! We're talking Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.) Okay, so the AC? Worked! Praise be. It's the tropics; that's a deal-breaker. Blackout curtains? Essential. The room itself… let's call it functional. It wasn't the Ritz, but it was clean, the bed was decent (extra long, even!), and hey, free bottled water – always a win. I might have given it a sniff test when I first got there, you know, just to be sure. No weird smells? Good. We're off to a decent start. Definitely a place to crash after a long day of travel, but don’t go expecting luxury.

Internet, Internet Everywhere! Okay, so, it has all the internet bells and whistles: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms, Internet access (wireless/LAN), and… Internet. They covered their bases! I actually tested the Wi-Fi: It was… serviceable. Fine for emails, not so great for streaming HD movies. But hey, you're in Tana Paser, not Hollywood.

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking… OH MY! Now here's a juicy one. There are restaurants on-site! They offer Asian cuisine, Asian breakfast, and a breakfast buffet. I went for the buffet because, come on, it's the law. The food? It wasn't gourmet, but it was there. The coffee, however, was a revelation! A strong, rich Indonesian brew. That alone earned them a few points. The poolside bar wasn't exactly pumping out cocktails, but they had the essentials, and the staff was friendly. Side note- the "bottle of water" in all rooms is what gets you through the day. Remember to stay hydrated, folks!

Things to Do & Ways to Relax… Okay, so, relaxing…they had a spa and *pool with a view. * Yes, a pool; which is a must-have in the tropics! This is definitely what I ended up doing. Sitting by the pool and looking at the view. The sun, it can be a great thing. I went for a swim at sunset, and it was actually really lovely, and got me to thinking. It’s not a five-star resort, but in the end, it’s a comfortable place to stay. And if you're looking for a spa treatment, they’ve got you covered. Massages, body wraps, the works. I didn't get around to it, but they looked inviting!

Cleanliness and Safety - The New Normal Here’s where they really shine, and it's honestly, what matters most in the post-pandemic world. Hygiene certification! Yes! Constant disinfecting, hand sanitizer everywhere, and staff trained in safety protocols. Room sanitization opt-out available (if you dare!), and even individually wrapped food options. You know, the stuff that makes you feel safe. Plus, CCTV. Everywhere. A bit much, perhaps, but hey, better safe than sorry. They are trying.

Services and Conveniences – The Nitty Gritty The front desk was 24/7, the staff was friendly (though communication was sometimes an adventure - but hey, that's part of the fun!), and you could get your laundry done! Laundry service! Yes! A lifesaver when you're traveling light. Cashless payment service – very modern! They've also got a gift shop if you need a last-minute souvenir, and if you're there for a meeting, you can certainly have that meeting there.

For The Kids? They're family/child-friendly. Babysitting is available. I saw some kids around, but I didn't see any roller coasters. Consider this a family-friendly type of hotel.

Getting Around Airport transfer? Check! Car park is free of charge. I didn’t have any, so I didn’t need it. They also have taxi service.

The Quirks and the Imperfections Okay, here's the real deal. This place isn't perfect. The decor is… well, let's say it's uniquely Indonesian. There were some minor issues. But, and this is a big BUT, the staff tried! They were genuinely helpful, and you could see they were working hard to make your stay pleasant.

The Honest Verdict: Is it Paradise?

No.

But is it a solid, affordable, and clean place to stay in Tana Paser? ABSOLUTELY. It is a good place. And honestly? That's enough.

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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this itinerary for OYO 93528 Guest House Zidan 21 in Tana Paser, Indonesia, is about to get real. Forget those pristine, perfectly-planned travelogues. This is a confession, a rambling diary entry, and a desperate plea for good Wi-Fi – all mashed into one beautiful, chaotic mess.

Day 1: Arrival and the Quest for Decent Coffee (plus, the inevitable luggage wrestling match)

• Morning (or, let's be honest, late morning): Arrive at the airport (which airport? Who knows! Details, details…). The flight was a triumph of human endurance. I swear, the lady in front of me was perfecting a new type of snoring that could shatter glass. Anyway, finally land in Kalimantan. Immediately sweating buckets. Already questioning all life choices that led me here.
• Afternoon: Taxi to the guest house. OYO 93528 Guest House Zidan 21. Sounded so romantic online! In reality, it's a bit… rustic. Let's call it "charming in a, 'did they run out of paint?' kind of way." The reception guy is super friendly, bless him. Language barrier is already a thing. My Indonesian is limited to "terima kasih" and "nasi goreng," which, as I'm beginning to realize, is not a solid foundation for anything beyond polite meal discussions.
• The Luggage Saga: Unload luggage. I have more bags than sense. Each one feels like it's filled with bricks and the lingering scent of stale airline peanuts. Wrestling them into the room is a full-body workout. I swear, I saw a tear roll down the suitcase's metal side as I dragged it up the stairs.
• The Coffee Calamity: Now, for the real emergency. Coffee. And not that instant, plastic-tasting stuff. Needs to be strong, black, life-affirming coffee. The guest house said they had coffee. Lies. Utter, heartbreaking lies. Search the local area. My search for "decent coffee in Tana Paser" involves asking every shopkeeper, gesturing wildly, and probably looking like a deranged caffeine fiend. Find a little warung (local eatery). The coffee is… passable. We move on.
• Evening: Embrace the jet lag. Nap. Eat some street food (probably something deep-fried, because, you know, vacation). Wonder what time it is back home. Vow to be more organized tomorrow. (Spoiler alert: I won't.)

Day 2: River Adventure (and the Mosquitoes That Ate Me)

• Morning: Okay, organized-ish. Attempted breakfast (noodle-based and spicy, a recurring theme). Set out for a river cruise! Sounded idyllic. The river itself is pretty. Lush green banks, monkeys playing in the trees, the whole nine yards.
• The Mosquito Massacre: Here's where things went sideways. I'm a mosquito magnet. They apparently consider me a gourmet, premium buffet. Applied bug spray religiously. Didn't help. Got bitten. A LOT. Legs, arms, the back of my neck. Became profoundly itchy. Spent the entire boat ride alternately swatting, itching, and trying to act like I was enjoying the "serene" experience.
• Lunch with a View (and a Side of Itch): Lunch was a delicious (even though my face was red) spicy fish by the river. The view was fantastic! But the itch? Oh, the itch… It became a constant companion. The itch made me question my life choices. Why did I choose this river cruise? Why, oh why, didn't I bring more bug spray? Why didn't I check for mosquitoes?
• Afternoon: Back at the guest house, attempting to recover. The room is a haven of sorts. The itch is unrelenting. Showered in cold water (apparently, it helps). Read a book in a futile attempt to distract myself from the mosquito-induced misery.
• Evening: Give up on the serenity. Devour a mountain of antihistamines and start plotting my revenge against the local mosquito population. Vow to wear a hazmat suit tomorrow.

Day 3: Exploring Tana Paser (and the Quest for Ice Cream - again!

• Morning: The itch is a little better today! Victory! Try to explore the city. Start at the local market. The smells, the sights, the sounds… it's a sensory overload. It's fascinating and a little overwhelming. Buy some fruit. It's cheap and delicious.
• Afternoon: Walk around. Find some local shops. Attempt to communicate with the shopkeepers. Many smiles and gestures. Realize that I am not fluent in any language. It's like watching subtitles, but I am the only one who doesn't know the language.
• The Ice Cream Hunt, Round Two: The heat is relentless. NEED. ICE CREAM. Again. This quest is getting serious. I ask everyone I see, "Ice cream?" with the desperation of a desert wanderer. Find a random stall. Ice cream. A little melty, a little artificial-tasting, but oh-so-sweet.
• Evening: Back at the guest house. Watch the sunset. Actually, it's pretty great. Feel a twinge of contentment. This is life, imperfect and itchy and all. Realize I have no idea what I'm doing tomorrow. Meh. Let's eat some more spicy food.

Day 4: Departure (and the lingering itch, of course)

• Morning: Pack. Say goodbye to OYO 93528 Guest House Zidan 21. It has been… an experience. The mosquitoes and the lack of decent coffee will be etched in my memory forever.
• Departure: Taxi to the airport (again, the unknown one). On the way, I stopped at a small restaurant, ate a large portion of Mee Goreng (noodles) and drank a really great coffee.
• Reflections: Tana Paser, you are a wild card. Maybe I'll be back. Maybe I'll bring a mosquito net the size of a small tent and a personal barista. Maybe I'll just stay home and eat ice cream. I'll think about it. Right now, I'm just happy to be going home.
  • P.S. Seriously, someone get me allergy medicine. This itch is killing me.

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Indonesian Paradise Found: OYO 93528 Zidan 21 Tana Paser Guesthouse - The "Unfiltered Reality" FAQs

Okay, so what *is* OYO 93528 Zidan 21 in Tana Paser, and why is it even on my radar? Should I even bother?

Alright, deep breaths. So, "OYO 93528 Zidan 21 Tana Paser Guesthouse" (try saying *that* five times fast after a Bintang!) is basically a budget guesthouse in a place called Tana Paser in Indonesia. Honestly? Until I booked it, I'd never heard of Tana Paser. I think I was searching for "Somewhere Cheap and Remote" on a whim and stumbled upon it. And yes, it's *because* it's cheap, and because everything else around it looked… expensive. You know those "escape the rat race" kind of vibes? This guesthouse delivers that vibe. Should you bother? Depends. Are you looking for luxury? Run. Are you looking for a *real* Indonesian experience, warts and all? Maybe stick around. I'm still debating that myself, honestly. It's a whole experience.

The reviews online are… mixed, to say the least. What's *actually* the room like? Be real with me.

Okay, so, the rooms. Picture this: I walked in, and immediately a wave of the smell of… well, imagine a mix of old wood, slight damp. And then, the AC was basically the equivalent of a very polite fan. It *tried*, bless its little metal heart! My sheets? They were clean. No, *really*. I was expecting something… less so. Basic, but functional. Don't picture the Ritz. Picture, maybe, a very clean, very spartan dorm room that someone paid a lot less for. But it *had* a bed, and a bathroom (more on that later). And hey, the wifi, occasionally, decided to work. It kept me entertained enough and the rooms… for the price… they were a space to chill. It’s still a gamble based on the other reviews that I saw.

Let's talk about the bathroom. Specifically, the bathroom.

Ah, the bathroom. The *piece de resistance* of any budget travel experience. Mine… well, it had a squat toilet. Fine. I’m an experienced traveler. The *shower*… it was a bucket and a scoop. Okay, so that's not like a literal bucket and scoop; it's a water tank with a handheld shower-like head that's basically… a bucket and scoop. The water pressure? Laughable. Actually, it’s probably more like tears. The water temperature was… lukewarm-ish? The *real* kicker? The first day, I went to have my shower, and the water only trickled out. I was covered in sand and despair. Then I just… figured out and filled the water tank with the bucket. This is rough, but beautiful, and I'm still here, you see.

So, the location. Is it, like, remotely near *anything* interesting? Or am I just stuck staring at a wall?

Okay, this is where it gets… subjective. Depends on your definition of "interesting." Walking distance? Not really. "Stuff" is probably a scooter ride away. But trust me, Tana Paser is not bustling with Western-style attractions. But, by taxi or using a bike, there are some markets where you can find local food. Also, there are beaches, the people are friendly, and you will get to experience the true Indonesia.

The staff. Are they helpful? Or are they just… *there*? What can I expect?

They are… there. In the best possible way, probably. One day, I stumbled in, covered in sweat and minor mosquito bites from a very ambitious jungle walk, and looked just pitiful. The staff, with a smile, helped me sort out an affordable taxi, after I had struggled with my directions. They always welcomed me with a smile and sometimes offered help in translating and also gave me some local snacks.

Anything else I should know? Hidden fees? Bed bugs? Ghosts? Give me the lowdown!

Okay, deep breath again. Hidden fees? I didn't encounter any, blessedly. Bed bugs? Didn’t see any, but always check! Ghosts… well, I didn't *see* any. But… sometimes during the night, in those eerie hours, you’d think you heard things. It could also be the wind or the AC… or the lingering memories of previous guests. It is what it is. Just be aware of the local culture, keep an open mind, and pack some bug spray! And maybe earplugs, because the local birdlife is *vocal*.

Okay, so, let's say I'm thinking of booking. Any final words of wisdom? Or dire warnings?

Look, if you're after a luxury escape, *run*. If you're afraid of a little… *rustic* charm, also run. If you’re looking for a genuine experience, a way to disconnect from the world and see a piece of Indonesia that isn’t all polished tourist traps, then… maybe. Just go in with realistic expectations. Bring your own soap, and prepare to embrace the unexpected. Because the unexpected around here? Well, it's always there. And honestly? That's part of the fun. It's not "paradise" in the glossy magazine sense. But it *is* an adventure. And that, my friends, might be even better. Now, wish me luck, because I'm going to refill my water bucket. And pray the shower works this time!

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