Bangkok's BEST Luxury Condo w/ PHROM PHONG BTS Views! (Must See!)
Bangkok's BEST Luxury Condo w/ PHROM PHONG BTS Views! (Must See!)
Bangkok's BEST Luxury Condo w/ PHROM PHONG BTS Views! (Must See!) - A Messy, Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on this Bangkok luxury condo with the Phrom Phong BTS views (you know, the one). Forget those airbrushed, perfect reviews. This is the real deal – the messy, honest, "I spilled coffee on my notes" kind of review. I'm talking about accessibility, views, freaking Wi-Fi, the pool…everything that a luxury stay should have.
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Accessibility: Did My Wheelchair Survive? (Mostly)
Okay, first things first: accessibility. This is HUGE for me, and honestly, it's often where things fall apart. The good news? This place mostly nailed it, bless their hearts.
- Wheelchair Accessible: YES! Elevators were plentiful and spacious. The corridors were wide enough to do a conga line (okay, maybe not that wide, but you get the point). Ramps where needed. It felt like they actually thought about people with disabilities. Refreshing!
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They definitely had a handle on this. Shower grab bars, lower counters…the works. They even had those little emergency call buttons by the toilet. Thankfully, I haven’t had to use one of those yet, but it’s good to know they're there.
- Getting Around: Getting near was a breeze. Access to the Phrom Phong BTS station was well-considered. The only minor hiccup was getting into the car park, but nothing a helping hand or a little maneuvering couldn't sort out. This is Bangkok, you need to be prepared for anything.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Thankfully, I managed to get a view of the restaurant, and the lobby.
Internet: The Lifeblood (And My Panic Provider)
Let's be real, in this day and age, good Wi-Fi is essential. Especially when you’re trying to file a trip report and your boss is breathing down your neck.
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms!: YES! Praise the bandwidth gods! Never have to worry about a connection drop in the middle of a video call, or waiting forever for something to load.
- Internet Access & Internet [LAN]: Standard, but I didn’t use it much. I was all about that sweet, sweet wireless life.
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Excellent. The lobby? Perfect for pretending to work while secretly people-watching. The pool area? Worked a treat, even if the sun made the screen super hard to see. (First world problems, I know).
- Internet Services: (I only used it to post my Insta-stories)
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (And My Attempt at Zen):
This is where things got really good. And also, where I exposed myself to a bit of a breakdown.
- Pool with View: Oh. Em. Gee. This pool… the view. Seriously. Infinity pool, overlooking the Phrom Phong skyline. Sipping a cocktail while watching the sun set? Pure Bliss. I literally spent hours (and hours) just floating around, pretending I was a wealthy Instagram influencer. (No shame).
- Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: Yes, yes, and YES! The spa was a sanctuary. I went for the traditional Thai massage, and let me tell you, my knots were blasted to smithereens within fifteen minutes I was pretty much putty in their hands. The sauna and steamroom were…perfect.
- Fitness Center, Gym/fitness: I meant to go. I really did. But, you know, the pool, the massage… the allure of a good nap. The gym looked well-equipped through the glass. I'd probably have been intimidated with all the fancy equipment.
- Body Scrub, Body Wrap, Foot bath, Massage: See above - SPA HEAVEN
Cleanliness and Safety: Germophobes Rejoice! (Or At Least Breathe Slightly Easier)
COVID has changed us all, hasn't it? I appreciate how safety-conscious they were.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Double check.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: I didn't use this, but appreciate the option.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Good to know.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. My hands have never been cleaner, and I’ve never felt safer.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Yep. Smiling faces, and a good dose of not-touching was a good combo.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Of course.
- Masks and safety procedures: Expected.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (And My Overeating Shame)
Okay, let's talk food. I ate… a lot.
- Restaurants: They had a few, covering a range of cuisines.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Standard international fare. Perfectly serviceable, but nothing mind-blowing.
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: It was more interesting than your usual breakfast.
- Asian Cuisine in restaurant: Was particularly excellent.
- Bar, Poolside bar: Excellent cocktail. The pool bar was a must.
- Room service [24-hour]: Amazing for those late night snacks.
- Coffee shop, Coffee/tea in restaurant: All you can dream of.
- Snack bar: Good for small bites.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (And My Forgetfulness)
This is where they really shine.
- Concierge: Super helpful.
- Cash withdrawal: Convenient.
- Daily housekeeping: My room sparkling.
- Doorman: Always friendly and helpful.
- Elevator: Essential.
- Laundry Service: Expensive, but worth it.
- Luggage storage: Smooth.
- Wi-Fi for special events: Didn't need it, but good to know.
- Air conditioning: Glorious.
For the Kids: (I Don't Have Any, But I Noticed!)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: They catered to families, but I'm not the target audience.
Available in All Rooms: (The Nitty Gritty)
- Air conditioning: Yes, thank goodness.
- Alarm clock: Old school, but it does the job.
- Bathrobes, Slippers: YES! Pure luxury.
- Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea: Important!
- Hair dryer: Check.
- In-room safe box: Good.
- Mini bar, Free bottled water: Always a plus.
- Satellite/cable channels: Didn't watch any TV.
- Shower: Good water pressure.
- Wake-up service: Used it.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Always important.
- Window that opens.: Needed fresh air.
Getting Around: Getting Out (Or Not):
- Airport transfer: Booked it.
- Car park [on-site]: Available.
- Taxi service: They called one for me.
The Verdict? (And My Overwhelming Feelings)
Look, this place isn't perfect. No place is. But the views, the pool, the spa… the accessibility (for the most part)… it’s hard to fault. It's a splurge, definitely – but worth it if you want a genuinely luxurious and relaxing experience in bustling Bangkok. It's one of the best experiences I have had in a luxurious condo.
Final Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars. (Minus half a star for not having unlimited room service cocktails.) I’d go back in a heartbeat. Now, excuse me while I start saving up for my return trip…and try not to think about that gym I never visited.
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Bangkok, Baby! (Or: How I Almost Lost My Passport and Found My Soul – Maybe) – A Messy Itinerary
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly Instagram-filtered travel diary. This is the REAL DEAL. We're talking Bangkok, sweat, existential crises, and questionable street food choices. And it all starts from the swanky Amazing View - Luxury Condo at BTS Phrom Phong. Let's dive in, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread in a Luxury Condo
- 10:00 AM: Arrive at Suvarnabhumi Airport (BKK). Let the jet lag hit you like a ton of bricks. Seriously, I felt like I'd aged ten years in the twelve-hour flight. Pro tip: Don't wear that cute but incredibly uncomfortable outfit you thought was a good idea. I learned that the hard way.
- 11:30 AM: Grab a taxi to the Amazing View condo. The driver, bless his soul, attempted a conversation in broken English, which resulted in me nodding and smiling like a complete idiot for the entire ride.
- 12:30 PM: Check-in at the condo. Holy moly, this place is stunning! Marble floors, panoramic views, a goddamn infinity pool. I'm officially living the high life… until I realize I have no idea what I'm doing here.
- 1:00 PM: Explore the condo. Spent an hour figuring out the air conditioning (WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SO COMPLICATED?) and another ten minutes admiring the view. Seriously, this is what dreams are made of. The city stretches out before you, a concrete jungle dotted with shimmering temples. It's breathtaking…and a little overwhelming.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch at EmQuartier’s food hall. Went for some Pad Thai because, well, when in Rome (or Bangkok, as the case may be). It was decent, but I'm already questioning my life choices. I mean, who am I to be sipping on coconut water in a luxury condo while contemplating my relationship with avocado toast?
- 3:30 PM: Poolside existential crisis. Spent an hour by the infinity pool, attempting to look effortlessly cool. Failed miserably. The sunlight was beating down, and I was starting to question everything – my career, my love life (or lack thereof), and whether I should have packed more sunscreen.
- 5:00 PM: Nap. Needed. Seriously, jet lag is a beast.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a nearby restaurant. Tried some local seafood – I’m a little suspicious, but I’m going to play it cool. The food was delicious, but I may have slightly over-ordered and devoured the entire plate myself.
- 8:30 PM: Back to the condo. Fell asleep with the TV on, dreaming of… well, I have no idea, but probably something involving better travel planning.
Day 2: Temples, Tuks-Tuks, and the Terror of Losing My Passport
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Managed to burn the toast (again). Clearly, I'm not cut out for luxury living.
- 10:00 AM: Taking the BTS to the old city. I've figured out the BTS! It's surprisingly efficient and makes the journey almost as painless as you can hope for in Bangkok.
- 11:00 AM: Wat Arun (Temple of Dawn). Wow. Just…wow. The intricate details, the shimmering mosaics. This place is seriously stunning. I spent a good hour wandering around, snapping photos and trying to soak it all in. It’s beautiful, peaceful, and makes you feel like you've stepped into a real-life postcard.
- 12:30 PM: Lunch at a street stall near Wat Arun. Decided to be brave and try something I couldn't identify. It looked good! I think? Ate it. It might have been delicious, or I may just have been starving.
- 1:30 PM: Took a tuk-tuk ride. OMG, these things are insane! The driver sped through the streets weaving in and out of traffic like a maniac. I screamed the entire time, but it was kind of exhilarating.
- 3:00 PM: Wat Pho (Reclining Buddha). The sheer size of the Buddha is mind-blowing! I was in awe, just completely in awe. The energy in this place… it's palpable. I even got a traditional Thai massage, which nearly had me snoring in the middle of the temple. And hey, no judgment.
- 4:30 PM: The Passport Incident. Okay, so this is where things went south. I thought I lost my passport during my temple explorations. Panic. Pure, unadulterated panic. I retraced my steps, frantically searched through my bag, and considered just curling up and dying right there. After about an hour of sweating and screaming internally, I found it. It was in my pocket. I swear I'm going to have a heart attack one of these days.
- 6:00 PM: Ice cream needed. Post-passport panic. I’m pretty sure I aged another five years in that hour.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a fancy restaurant in the Silom neighborhood. A moment of calm. After that passport escapade, I deserved a treat (and a stiff drink).
- 9:00 PM: Back to the condo, exhausted but alive. Spent an hour hugging my passport.
Day 3: Shopping, Street Food, and Unadulterated Chaos
- 10:00 AM: Errands. I thought I would pick up some souvenirs early, but after my near-death experience yesterday, I am more than happy to spend the day doing nothing at all.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a street food stall. Okay, so I went back. I can’t resist. The smells and the sounds, are intoxicating.
- 1:30 PM: Shopping at Chatuchak Weekend Market. Oh. My. God. This place is enormous! I’m seriously lost and everyone is everywhere! I feel a little overwhelmed, but the energy is fantastic.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the condo, totally exhausted but with some amazing finds.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the condo. Attempted to cook a simple Thai dish. It was a disaster. Ordered takeout instead.
- 8:00 PM: Bubble bath and Netflix. Needed.
Day 4: Relaxation and Departure
- 10:00 AM: Lazy morning. Breakfast at the condo.
- 12:00 PM: Last dip in the pool. Trying to savor these last moments of luxury.
- 2:00 PM: Pack. Regretting everything I bought and realizing I have no room in my suitcase.
- 3:00 PM: Check out. Reluctantly.
- 4:00 PM: Taxi to the airport. Saying goodbye to Bangkok. It's been a wild ride.
Observations and Rambles
- Bangkok is a sensory overload. From the constant buzz of tuk-tuks to the fragrant street food, your senses are constantly engaged. It's exhilarating and exhausting all at once.
- The food is incredible. Be brave, try new things. Your taste buds will thank you (even if your stomach might complain a little later).
- The people are incredibly friendly and welcoming. While there is a language barrier at times, everyone has been super helpful and patient.
- I'm still not sure if I achieved enlightenment, found my soul, or any of that other travel claptrap. But I did (almost) lose my passport, eat some questionable street food, and experience a level of chaos that I wouldn’t have trade for anything.
Final Thoughts:
Bangkok, you're a beast. You're beautiful, confusing, and completely captivating. I'm exhausted, slightly sunburned, and probably going to need therapy to process everything. But you know what? I wouldn't trade this experience for the world. I'm leaving with a suitcase full of souvenirs, a camera roll overflowing with photos, and a heart that’s a little bit fuller – even if it's also a little bit heavier from all the street food. Until next time, Bangkok. Until next time.
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Bangkok's BEST Luxury Condo w/ Phrom Phong BTS Views! (Must See!) - The Messy, Honest FAQ
So, What's the Big Deal with This Phrom Phong View, Anyway? Is it REALLY Worth the Hype? (Because, Let's Be Real, Bangkok Views Can Be...Hit or Miss)
Okay, okay, let's get REAL for a sec. Bangkok views? Sometimes you get a stunning panorama, other times you're looking at a rooftop with satellite dishes older than your grandma. But THIS view? It's...something else. Think: the glittering skyline of Asok meeting the vibrant energy of Phrom Phong. The BTS line weaving through it like a literal silver ribbon. At night? Forget about it. It's a kaleidoscope. Honestly? I stood there, the first time I saw it, and just...gasped? Yeah, I gasped. I might've even teared up a LITTLE. Don't judge me! It's that kind of view.
The hype? It's justified. Seriously. You *feel* the pulse of the city. You can see the Emporium, EmQuartier, the whole shebang. And the best part? You're above it all. Like you're a superhero, slightly drunk on an expensive cocktail, surveying your domain. Which, let's be honest, is the dream, right? Just uh...make sure the cocktail isn't *too* expensive. These condos ain't cheap, folks.
Okay, Fine, the View is Amazing. But the Condo Itself? Is it All Fluff, or is There Substance? Tell Me It Has a Decent Kitchen, Please! I Love to Cook! (And Eat!)
Alright, let's talk practicality. Because a pretty view is great and all, but if I can't make a decent Pad Thai in my kitchen, what's the point?! Thankfully, the condos...they deliver. The kitchens are actually *designed* to be used. No tiny, pokey little things here! Think: top-of-the-line appliances, sleek countertops (maybe marble, maybe not – depends on the price point, honey!), and ample space to actually, you know, *cook*.
Now, I will be brutally honest, the first time I went to check out one of their model units, I almost burned the (virtual) Pad Thai just from sheer, unadulterated kitchen envy. So yeah. they better have a decent kitchen considering the cost. It is not all about the views and the fancy lobby, no, it is all about your day-to-day life, you know, like cooking that Pad Thai. I loved that. I didn't want to talk to the broker for 5 minutes, I just wanted to play chef...for a pretend moment. The kitchen is a big deal! And yes, they have it better than your old place.
Plus, you know what? They're often open-plan, so you can be whipping up a culinary masterpiece while still enjoying that glorious view. Winning! Just make sure you factor in the cost of groceries and the temptation to order takeaway because, let's be real, sometimes laziness wins. And there are SUCH good restaurants nearby. (And, let's be real, after looking at the price tag, eating out might be more economical.)
Pools, Gyms, and Other Swanky Amenities: Are They Actually GOOD or Just for Show? (Because I've Seen Some Pretty Shitty "Luxury" Pools)
Okay, this is a CRITICAL question, especially for Bangkok. It's hot and humid! You NEED a good pool. And a decent gym. These condos? Generally? Nail it. I've swum in some of their pools. They're *actually* enjoyable. Often infinity pools with…you guessed it…views. I spent a good half hour the day I was checking it out, just gazing at the view and the pool, it was so tempting to take a swim. I really had to keep myself composed, because I was there for a job, not a pool party.
The gyms? Well equipped. Cardio machines, weights, all the usual suspects. One place I saw had a boxing ring! Boxing! Now, I can't vouch for the quality of the instructors (I definitely don't box), but the equipment looked top-notch. And the best part? These amenities are usually… well, they're there to *use*. No overcrowded pools. No waiting in line for a treadmill. (Maybe a little, but definitely not as bad as those public places). The point is, they're not just for show. They're designed to enhance your lifestyle. Which, let's face it, is the whole point of luxury living! (Or at least, that's what they're selling, and it's working!).
Now, I did hear a rumor that one place had a "virtual golf simulator"...which I personally found hilarious. Because, seriously, who plays golf in *Bangkok*? (Okay, maybe some people do. But still...it's a *luxury* amenity, and the humor is not lost on me.)
What's the Vibe Like? Is it All Show-Offs in Louboutins and People You Wouldn't Want to Be Stuck in an Elevator With? (Or is There a Chance of Finding Decent Neighbors?)
Okay, this is the *real* question, right? The social aspect. And the answer is...it varies. Honestly. It's Bangkok. You're going to find a mix. You're DEFINITELY going to find people who take themselves VERY seriously. And I'd be lying if I said I didn't see the occasional flash of designer labels and hear snippets of conversations about...well, let's just say "high-end investments." (Ugh.)
But! (And this is important!) I've also met some genuinely lovely people. Expats, locals, a few digital nomads, people who just appreciate a good view and a comfortable living space. There's a certain…discretion, a level of politeness, that comes with the territory. Maybe because everyone's already spent a fortune and doesn't want to be seen as a jerk. It's a gamble. But there IS a chance of finding people you actually want to hang out with. Just…don't expect to become best friends with everyone. Bangkok can be like that. Some people are friendly, some aren't. Don't expect people to be all the time.
My advice? Be yourself. Be polite. And don't judge anyone by their shoes. ...Unless they're *really* obnoxious shoes. And then, judge away! (Kidding!!...mostly!)
The Elephant in the Room: What's the Price TAG Like? Am I Going to Need to Sell a Kidney (Or Maybe Two?)
Okay, let's be honest. These condos are NOT cheap. Let's just say, you're entering "serious money" territory. Think: a small fortune. A significant chunk of change. You're not going to stumble into this by accident. Unless you hit the lottery yesterday, in which case, congratulations! Buy one for me? Just kidding...mostly! They are, if I am being honest, expensive.
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